calling card

a way of getting to someone through someone else.

an "in"
could be to do with an 'inside man'

"Tell the pin I want words, Brad is my calling card."

by AQM December 7, 2006

credit card

what you use to pay for an expensive whore

Hey man, I just had to pay my credit card limit for that whore over there, but damn she was good!!!!

by burtonsnow25 March 6, 2009

Sin card

Spare sim inserted into a mobile telephone to allow the recieving and making of calls to a 'bit on the side'

"I gave her my sin card number'

by m kenna September 5, 2006

Juice Card

Due to likeableness; suave sexiness; and posession of the "whole package" this person holds the card because the surrounding people will GIVE and DO anything for the card holder.

She gets what she wants because she has a juice card!

by McSexy Biatch September 29, 2008

Diabetes Card

A "Diabetes Card" is the title given to an excuse in which someone cites diabetes as the reason.

Diabetes Card #1

Teacher: Why havn't you done your homework?
Child: Aw sorry miss, im diabetic
Teacher: Ah okay

#2

Teacher: Okay you failed your NAB for the 3rd time...
Child: Sorry miss, im diabetic
Teacher: Ah okay, i'll get you a re-re-re-resit

by Alexxxio March 9, 2010

Credit Card Ass

When a person's pants are up their butt making a perfect slide for a credit card.

"Look at her credit card ass. SWOOP"

by KAMAH April 21, 2008

Man Card

Something that an insecure man needs to feel manly.

A trucksnutz owner was insecure and decided to print out a Man Card to feel manly.
Then a reasonable person came in the room and saw said Man Card.
"Oh you printed out a mancard? Wow you're a fuckwad!" Said a reasonable person
"But I'm insecure and need it to feel manly..." Said the truck nutz owner
"That's just sad." Said the reasonable person
"I know..." Said the truck nutz owner

by GrowUpHumans December 24, 2017