I can't decide

The button u might press when u vote for:
president
flavor of donuts
if this should be a definition

I can't decide if i want chocholate-covered pickles or marshmallow pizza

by Dinoboy33664455nvrguess November 5, 2020

can't wanna

can't wanting to do something

I can't wanna go to work

by I can't wanna make a name September 29, 2017

can't-can't

When you're trying to play a song and you fail miserably. For reference, the can-can is a well known dance, and band directors often have students play it.

"Wow, you played so badly!"
"Yeah, that was more of a can't-can't than a can-can, know what I'm saying?"

by andpeggyyyy September 27, 2017

Can't

A broken can.

Put those soda can'ts into the recycling.

by Gangster Twinks April 19, 2018

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

Can't stump the Trump

When you call someone racist, biggot, nazi, commie, dumb, loser... Say that he eats children, hates humanity...

When everyone knows that you lie and right man wins.

Harry Potter knew that while Dumledoor alive, evil guys can't stump the Trump.

by Socrates Dictionares January 24, 2017

Can't Control Time

Can't Control Time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.

7:30 am
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time

by DarthFox January 31, 2017