Cricket Cursed

The phenomenon where a cricket player leaves their cricket attire out to dry overnight and a series of 'evil spirits' sneak into the kit and curse the player.

Note: the evil spirits cause poor batting (usually scoring 0 runs), terrible fielding and erratic bowling.

Cricket Cursed: The spirits can only be discouraged from the 'whites' by a strong and serious threat of burning.

On serious occasions, it is essential to destroy (by burning) the whites to eradicate the evil spirits.

by RingGo July 23, 2017

colgin curse

This devastating spell is cast upon an individual who is found attractive by many, but can never seem to reciprocate the feelings. Though the spell-bound individual has a kind heart (ish), they yearn for people who will never feel the same way. All they need is a prince or princess to break the curse....

Back at it again with the Colgin Curse!

by indianbeaut123 May 28, 2018

Salinzkie Curse

When a guy makes plans with a girl, but something causes there plans to be canceled. Repeatedly.

Person 1: Did you hear that Ken got cancelled on again?
Person 2: Shit, that's the third time this week. That nigga got the Salinzkie Curse.

by SatisfiedShark May 31, 2015

NoVa Curse

People who were raised in the NoVa (Northern Virginia) area are all implanted with this terrible curse, in particular people from Loudoun County or Fairfax County, and in some cases Prince William County and other bordering cities. It’s when a person leaves NoVa for college or other reasons and always have the thought implanted that it is in their best interest to to go back due to the opportunity in the area. Despite most people hating living in NoVa and saying horrible things about the area and the people who live there, the urge will always be there for these unfortunate souls that they must return to the homeland of which they wanted to leave so bad.

Friend 1: “After college I wanna move to Texas because that’s where I’ve always wanted to live! You should come with, bro.”

Friend 2: “That sounds like a great idea but I have plans to go home because I have the NoVa curse.”

Friend 1: “I thought you said that place was the worst and the people there are assholes? Why would you want to go back”

Friend 2: “The jobs man, everything pays more there than anywhere else.”

by jaymo93 September 20, 2020

The Rosé Curse

The Rosé Curse Rumor refers to a viral rumor about BLACKPINK singer Park "Rosé" Chae-young being the cause of celebrity couples breaking up. The rumor went viral on TikTok and Twitter around March 2023 and states that whenever Rosé takes a photo with someone who is in a relationship (specifically western couple), the couple ends up breaking up shortly after.

The Rosé curse working double time

Them breaking up right after Rosé went to the studio she frequents in NYC. Rosé curse never fails.

The Rosé curse finally came through

by Theodore Parker June 5, 2023

Curse of the Jailbreak Regular

A Curse in which you obtain once you've sold your soul to the Jailbreak Discord. This curse gives you a cool green name at a cost of you getting absolutely zero bitches for the rest of your lives.

"Yo man why is Tom still single"
"Because he's cursed with the Curse of the Jailbreak Regular!"

by thatidiotfromdiscord2.0 May 24, 2022

Bot curse

When playing a multiplayer game you may run into a bot that will artificially attach itself to you. This bot will follow you until you close the application in the best of cases. Sometimes this bot will attach to your account and you must delete it to fully remove the bots presence.

John, I got the bot curse again!

by Thechozenfew September 1, 2021