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Poseidon’s curse

When you’re taking a poop and the turd hits the toilet water and splashes your butthole.
That poop was so vicious i got cursed by Poseidon’s curse
by Lil Payne September 27, 2018
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colgin curse

This devastating spell is cast upon an individual who is found attractive by many, but can never seem to reciprocate the feelings. Though the spell-bound individual has a kind heart (ish), they yearn for people who will never feel the same way. All they need is a prince or princess to break the curse....
Back at it again with the Colgin Curse!
by indianbeaut123 May 28, 2018
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Cursing Hater

A person who hates when people curse and thinks it’s annoying.
This kid is a cursing hater, don’t curse when he is there.
by JesseDoesUrban May 28, 2018
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Cursed duck

Iwant to fuck a
cheeseburger. Just
having that cheesy
goodness melt all
around my cock would
make me feel at ease
with the world again,
Being able to cum
inside a dead cow
makes me feel so alive.
I have been banned
from 231 McDonald's
for public
masturbation.
Whenever I see an ad
for McDonald's I get so
fucking horny. God I
want to fuck a
cheeseburger.
by Cursed ducky September 9, 2022
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Cursed

A word to define not actually cursed things, but something that is weird in a funny way
Caleb: Hey, look at this image of yassified Shrek!
Bryan: Holy shit, that's cursed.
by Malnavy April 21, 2022
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Med's Curse

In The Game Town Of Salem Med's Curse Is A Made UP Curse Given To The Role "Medium" In Which It Is Believed That The "Medium" Is Doomed To Die In Game Usually In The First Round Commonly Referred To As N1
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The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.
by Sucks longer May 9, 2022
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