Crash Daddies

The (2) strikingly handsome accident reconstructionists hired by the FBI to investigate the suspicious death of a Boston police officer - and who later testified on behalf of the defendant, Karen Read, at both of her murder trials. Ms. Read was ultimately acquitted by a jury, largely due to compelling testimony from the accident reconstruction experts, among others. As they stated on the stand, "You can't deny the physics!"

Their good looks, impressive qualifications, and professionalism under cross-examination won the hearts of trial-watchers everywhere and earned them the nickname, "the Crash Daddies."

The crash daddies were the MVPs of Karen's case, because they proved John wasn't hit by a car - which meant someone else was the perpetrator!

by That Redhedd January 2, 2026

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Boyish Crash

The Masculine and better version of the term "Girly Pop."

"Boyish Crash, that was insane!"

by do you have a feebas? February 12, 2024

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Crop crash

When you fart and someone walks into your fart, often unexpectedly. The opposite of crop dusting

I can’t believe the vice principal crop crashed Mr Pawlikowksi’s classroom. I bet it reeked!

by Keato88 February 28, 2024

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Crash Out

crashed out; crashing out; od crashing;

1. Someone willing to risk their life doing something completely fuckin' crazy, extreme and/or stupid usually resulting in a poor ending.

2. A person with no respect or regard for human life

Person 1: You hear that new Baby Kia song?
Person 2: No, my mom says I can't listen to him anymore because he is a D1 crash out.

by seenotes March 4, 2024

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