couple goals

when he looks outside the bus window at u while smiling and wont stop looking at you while you shyly look up and everyone can see him staring and smiling

random girl: ‘whys he staring at her sm?’

demarcus cousin the third: ‘because hes in love look at that smile hes showing all his teeth thats such couple goals!’

random girl: ‘hes kinda short tho’

by batty boy thick June 12, 2023

Couple

The thing when two people say they're together/dating.

Mostly not a good couple..

Girl : i love you
Boy : I love you too

Standby : look at that couple. they're cousins & they're cheating on each other

Girl : ilysm
Boy : ilysm more

Standby : That's my fav couple

by suyawas June 15, 2023

Power Couple

When Madeline and Gray can make Marina into a mess and is practically begging to be punished.

"God stop being such a power couple, it's so hot oh my god ahhh" - Marina

by ohboyhereitgoes March 18, 2023

kiwi couple

A cringe description middle aged couples use. Usually used by older Japanese couples.

"We're a kiwi couple" - couple on WorkAway.info

by __somebody_ June 21, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Horchata Couple

An interacial couple where one of the two is white/caucasian and the other is Hispanic.

"Horchata" is a beverage made by mixing either milk or rice water (both are white) mixed with cinnamon, nutmeg, tiger nuts and various other plants and spices local to the area. It originated in Spain in the 12th century and was brought over to the new world where it became popularized in latin america spanning a variety of combinations.

"Miguel and Lisa have been dating for six months now, they're becoming a real Horchata couple"
"This is Maya and Jack, they're the local Horchata couple that shop here"

by Saul Mander May 24, 2025

Just a couple of cashews

instead of saying "you're nutty" or "you're a nut", you can just say someone is a cashew. Alternatively, you can shorten it to just 'shews.

"Dude what's up with those ppl spazzing out over there?"
"Dunno, just a couple of cashews"

by Boodot June 3, 2025