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British Columbian 

An unreliable and lazy-minded person who in its most malignant variation may have a sense of entitlement or arrogance despite not being keen to work very hard. They tend to be "neck down" kind of people, as in they do not exert much brain power and if you try to engage them in an intellectual conversation they will usually lose focus or panic for being out of their element. Swearing and aggressive behavior is odd to them, or getting upset about anything (including social decay, crime, poverty etc.). They tend to be laborers and followers, looking to outsiders for guidance and direction. The Vancouver strain of British Columbian has been known to be more aloof, unfriendly, defensive, and mentally erratic than their counterpart in other parts of the Lower Mainland and beyond. They may claim to be ambitious but usually accomplish little, or acknowledge their failures.
"That guy is not very bright."
"You said it. What is he- British Columbian?"
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columbine 

a describing word for some one who looks like the kids who were responsible for columbine.
Dark mascara, black fingernails, face and body piercings, lots of necklaces, social outcasts,
angry and scary, hates everyone, takes part in "cutting", likes pentagrams, and worships satan.
"I'm not going through that line, that kid is looking at me all columbine".
"Every since Bobby started smoking crystal meth, he seems all columbine"
columbine by kmoney 801 July 9, 2006

Colombia 

If you’re ever lucky to find someone with the name Colombia, keep them. They are a nerdy character with a little cute smile. Colombia dosent like to fit it with the crowd they like to hide in the back with a bunch of weirdos. Colombia isn’t pretty/handsome at all, they aren’t noticed by anyone special which makes Colombia happy. Colombia doesn’t want to be noticed. By keep Colombia as a friend and they will appreciate you.
Ew look it’s Colombia that weirdo
Colombia by Smol_animekid October 31, 2019

St Columba's College 

A school full of sluts and asshole teachers. Everyone is bitchy but it's low key really funny.
Stranger: what school do you go to?
Me: St Columba's College
Stranger: ohhh

Columbian Blood 

n. A nickname for Coca Cola. It is named as such because of the events surrounding their bottling plants in Columbia.
MMM! I just love the taste of Columbian Blood

Columbian Cock Rush 

The act of a male inserting his penis into a nostril of a female and then beating off while the go precedes to snort up all the "baby batter" and try to get a buzz...

She won't but, its whatever your in to...
Yeah man, she wanted my cock for her fix of Columbian Cock Rush

Columbian Doctor 

A Columbian Doctor is an individual who leads the physical process of creating cocaine. A drug scientist.
Tyler: "Whoa dude, did you see the news last night? They busted up a huge cocaine ring down south and even caught a couple Columbian Doctors that were heading up the operations!"

Ben: "Wait, what?"

Tyler: "Drug scientists, you know, right?"
Columbian Doctor by TRPooper September 4, 2011