Bruce Willis

A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.

You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.

by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018

Bruce knuckle

The shape made at the bottom of a mankini. Female versions include the "moose knuckle" or "camel toe".

That Bruce Knuckle makes me not want to assume the gender of that dancer.

by :j.ustin January 4, 2018

Bruce Lees

The state of a woman's breasts when sexually aroused; hence Bruce Lees - 'hard nips'.

I only had had to stroke her charlies a few times before the Bruce Lees came out.

by manoftrent November 28, 2017

Matt Bruce Effect

The godly gift laid upon Matt Bruce on (already taken) girls making all of the birds drive bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.

by Ursecretsanta November 28, 2020

Bruce Rahman

An absolute stud renowned for his nonchalant and charming persona. His aura and testosterone levels exceed the average amount.

He is also known as the man who re-established the BBC motoring programme Top Gear, even hosting specials on Mars with his ripped father.

Many regard Bruce as Brad Pitt’s lookalike, except he pulls 10 times more hoes with his massive wang and can lift 30kg more on a bench press.

“He’s not quite Jeremy Clarkson but he can do a bloody good job at hosting Top Gear, don’t you think?”
“Clarkson would bug out on the flight to Mars without his cigarettes. Bruce Rahman on top.”

by BruceRahmanFANPAGE4 June 9, 2024

Bruce Wayne’s Pocket

An illegal move in tic-tac-toe where someone forms a line with their letters to make a U shape.

Dude, you can’t pull a Bruce Wayne’s Pocket, it’s against the rules

by Tatters04 May 17, 2025

Brucing

Getting butthurt over a joke

My friend was brucing over a joke

by RonnieC April 21, 2022