beckem

the hottest retard you have ever met.

you are such a beckem.

by a random person person February 4, 2021

michaela anne beck

the most amazing girl ever(:. always a joy to be around. a great person. the most accepting person.

i love michaela anne beck

by cutiewithabooty. April 7, 2009

beck

verb - getting sexed by a fat/older and possibly married woman.

created after the historical moment and jordan middle school when a teacher, Mrs. Beck, turned herself in for having sexual relations with a 14-year-old student.

"Dude i was so drunk last night i got becked!"

"You've told me this story every day this week...are you sure you're getting drunk everynight?"

by PhirrupAn March 9, 2010

beckie lemme smash

Ron asking Beckie can she Fuck

Beckie lemme smash

by Beckie lemme June 11, 2017

Becker

A conspiracy theorist who believes that Glenn Beck, the Conservative commentator, is a rapist and murderer, based on a viral blog posting that gave the name of a 1990 child rapist and murderer as Glenn Beck. Of course, it's not the same Glenn Beck that exposed Van Jones as an admitted Communist and 9/11 'Truther', but try telling the Liberal rodents that.

Glenn Beck: "Van Jones is an admitted Communist and 9/11 conspiracy theorist." {Evidence is produced.}

Van Jones: "Yeah, um.... well.... Glenn Beck is a rapist! Yeah, and... and a murderer!" {No evidence.}

Barack Obama: "It's still Bush's fault."

American viewer: "What a Becker."

by Rorschach348 September 4, 2009

beckie

A beckie has a massive pair of tits, really juicy and every single male she meets wants to suck them. She has the perfect body but is best known for her two massive features. She's regarded as a slut. She's had them since a young age, and has aquired many boyfriends during this time because of them. She almost always uses them to get into places, and her friends arent complaining. When she has sex, she goes hard and her features bounce everywhere. She likes titty-fuck, and does everything with her tits.

Girl 1: OMG, that girl looks like such a beckie!
Girl 2: Dont you mean slut?
Girl 1: Oh yeah, babe. Totally.

by thebabelover6969 December 1, 2013

Becker

Noun-A large, easily-angered, short-fused shmuck (esp. one who lies about how rich he/she actually is); One who is wealthier than every other of his/her friends (except "Kunkel"...see "Kunkel" for explanation), however refuses to pay for beverages, food, etc.

Adjective-Smelling surprisingly similar to feces.

Mike: "Hey Becker, I'm starving! Can we get some food?"

Becker: "Dude, I would, but I don't have any money."

Mike: "Becker, there are five twenty dollar bills in your car."

Becker: "DO YOU WANNA DIE? MIKE, I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR NECK."

Alternative-

Alec: "Ah this car smells horrible!"

Mike: "Yeah, it's that freaking Becker scent."

by mfdl September 25, 2010