Brady

A slimeball queer. He loves gargling cock and balls. He is a micro penis covered in smegma. He has never done anything worthwhile in his life and will die ALONE. He has no upper or lower body strength. Brady is a guy who likes to have sex with animals and sometimes little kids. Brady is insanely easy to beat up. Brady is insanely racist. He is a member of the Ku Klux Klan and tortures minorities whenever he can.

Let's all beat Brady to death and cum and shit on his body!!!!

"Fuck Brady, lets go to his house and beat the shit out of him and stomp his dog to death"
"Brady smells like dick cheese bro"
"Brady has 0 bitches"

"Lets rape Brady"

by BradyHater/Raper/69 May 6, 2025

brady

brady is a really sweet guy but he is sensitive at sometimes but that’s okay :) everyone needs a brady in their life because they are the most cutest person in the world

“damn i need a brady in my life”

by rashieya! July 8, 2022

Bradying

Verb.
When your significant other catches you sexting someone else, and you destroy the phone.

You can't be guilty of cheating if you destroy the evidence.
Precedent: Tom Brady "Deflategate" ruling- 09/03/2015

"I heard she saw those pics you sent Jenny on your phone, what did you do about it?"
"I tried Bradying my phone. 1-year warranty"
"Did it work?"
"Worked for Brady. Me? well I'm single now..."

by Hate the Player October 19, 2015

pulled a Brady

to run down hallways for no reason and juke (see definition five) everyone like a ninja.

Parth just pulled a Brady!

by The Real Steve Penisburg January 25, 2009

Tom Brady

As long as he sees another record to break (oldest quarterback in NFL history), he's likely to try and break it before he retires, based on the way he does things. This talk of retirement and changing of the guard by vicious people is just talk, since some people have already tried to talk Cam Newton into retiring (trying to convince him that he's already over the hill) and he's over a decade younger than Tom Brady, just now reaching the average age of an NFL quarterback. Tom Brady is not everybody's favorite quarterback, but he hasn't changed, he still plays like he's in his 20's. Besides a change of guard some people seem to want to see badly, there's nothing keeping Tom Brady or any other quarterback from playing as long as he wants to until he is ready to move on to the next chapter of his life on his own terms, not if it is what they truly love to do. You don't let people talk you out of doing something you love, that doesn't do anybody around you any good, it doesn't make anybody stronger.

Not everybody is going to like or agree with everything about the legacy of Tom Brady, but even the people that want a new guard rushed in, if they are being honest with themselves, are curious about how far the wheels can go before they fall off, and they know deep down that they aren't falling off yet, they're not done yet. They might even have a long way to go still, a lot of mileage to add. Tom Brady nearly pulled off another Super Bowl LI yesterday, it just went the other way this time on being decided by a field goal. The guy wasn't in his 40's for Super Bowl LI, and yet nothing about his playing has changed since then, he's still the same person, and there's not going to be a point where playing against his team is going to be an easy task.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022

Brady schug

School president and inventor of the mustache Brady has beady eye but is the best damn president we’ve ever had here at LHS

Brady Schug a person who is school president with a mustache

“Guys did you see Brady’s Beady eyes at the school board meeting yesterday!?!?”

by James Pinkerton May 12, 2023

Brady

A person who speaks of having knowledge on a subject and states they have experience without possessing said qualities.

The worst kind of provider is one that says he can do it. But can't. Don't be a Brady.

by MANDALORIANMEDIC April 30, 2021