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Bonker

Oh no, I’ve made a bonker.
by Ralphypea May 10, 2018
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Backer-Inner

A Person who Always Backs Into Parking Spots and Driveways. This Allows them to Leave & Getout Quickly & on about your way quickly and easily. Rather than taking time pulling backwards in reverse each time you head off you take an extra couple moments to back in an Position Automobile Accordingly.
Im a lifelong Backer-Inner, and always pull in backwards because if I take that extra couple seconds getting there, I’ll be able leave Quick & Easy.
by TRU Pacman June 22, 2018
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Bookering

Harassing someone for doing something that they are allowed to do.
I took a shortcut across the courtyard and this crazy guy started bookering me over it, insisting that the "no dogs" sign also meant "no people."
by J Gipperson September 6, 2018
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moon blocker

A very large house.
The city council is just a group of rich snobs! They only want moon blockers in their city!
by Jimmy09 January 26, 2009
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pod-blocker

someone who is known to trick people into letting them turn off your iPod to put their own on, saying its just for one song. ends up, they do not let you put yours back on for the remainder of the night.
"I thought he was 'the one', turns out he was a total pod-blocker."
by ProgPrincess September 6, 2009
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Reality Blockers

Eye Masks worn by those people who do not want to have their sleep disturbed. Nothing is worse than being interrupted by a sunlight right before or after falling asleep. To ensure you stay snoozing in daylight time wear your eye mask so not a single ray of sunshine will penetrate.
"Many unemployed are in the habit of keeping odd hours. These are the people who are able to stay up all night because they’ve slept all day. Their night time activities are not newsworthy but they lurk late into the night just because they can. Oftentimes they go to sleep simply because they’ve run out of things to do, and sleep itself is a popular unemployed activity.
When it’s finally time to go to bed the last thing the unemployed want is to have their sleep disturbed. Nothing is worse than being interrupted by a garbage truck, street cleaners, sunlight, or a significant other getting up for work right before or after falling asleep. To ensure they stay snoozing the unemployed will wear reality blockers so not a single ray of hopeful sunshine will penetrate the REM cycle."
by sergemalov August 23, 2011
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luke becker

luke becker is a fucking man whore. Doesn't know when to stop using women.
"oooo he's cute"
"don't fall for him he looks like a luke becker"
by _Y0ung_sinner February 20, 2017
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