by The Squiggle Human of Wonder July 30, 2023

A smart beta is a male who is alpha smart in most aspects of life, but completely bitches out around women. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women.
Geez, KP seems to have his shit together, but he's a complete bitch around women.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.
by Waterman Dickfinger July 1, 2016

Someone who is inferior in some intangible way. Maybe they don't understand anything you say, maybe they don't know what sigma males are. Maybe they're Salek. But they're clearly a beta.
by SalekIsBeta123 October 1, 2022

A pejoritive term used to refer to men who are viewed as weak, subservient, unsuccesful or exhibiting traditionally feminine characteristics. It is used almost exclusively by men who fit this description, but believe themselves to be strong, successful leaders, despite reality clearing suggesting otherwise. It is often used in response to a sound defeat in an intellectual exchange, in response to advocacy for gender equality, or as an involuntary expression of jealousy towards the "beta" in question.
Jim: Bill Gates is such a pathetic Beta.
Mike: He's a billionaire who revolutionized an industry by the time he was 30, you're 46 and you still live in your mother's basement.
Jim: You little bitch! I'll kick your ass!
Mike: No, you won't.
Mike: He's a billionaire who revolutionized an industry by the time he was 30, you're 46 and you still live in your mother's basement.
Jim: You little bitch! I'll kick your ass!
Mike: No, you won't.
by NJerseyBoy January 14, 2021

I had a coworker who has 2 children with different fathers.. She was very friendly and pretty. she even asked me out.. I realized that she was trying to beta bux me..Very tempting but she did not succeed.
by john_shillsburg April 10, 2023

Someone who isn’t quite as tall as they say they are. Usually the “5th roomate” who doesn’t contribute positively to any situation. Typically the worst at gambling, the underdog for any athletic event, and the one who would have one of the worst rooms in the house. A Beta knows how to make food, but in reality just goes to simple places like chipotle all the time and plays the role of “food eater”. A beta within the household is always the designated “trash man” aka “garbage dude”. While this is the title, he never actually does his job or any job correctly, creating stress between the others that do productive things.
Hey look at that beta over there taking out the trash.
Oh yea Definitely a beta. Look at the way he only took it half way to the curb and gave up.
Oh yea Definitely a beta. Look at the way he only took it half way to the curb and gave up.
by Alpha user August 24, 2021
