Beta Male

Someone who is inferior in some intangible way. Maybe they don't understand anything you say, maybe they don't know what sigma males are. Maybe they're Salek. But they're clearly a beta.

He frequently has no idea what is going on, therefore he is a beta male.

by SalekIsBeta123 October 1, 2022

Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

smart beta

A smart beta is a male who is alpha smart in most aspects of life, but completely bitches out around women. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women.

Geez, KP seems to have his shit together, but he's a complete bitch around women.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.

by Waterman Dickfinger July 1, 2016

Libby's Beta Server

Libby's Sandbox, but in beta or something? May or may not be real.

LIBBY'S BETA SERVER IS REAL I DONT CARE IF YOU SAY IF ITS FAKE ITS YEARS AGO

by The Squiggle Human of Wonder July 30, 2023

Beta Male Rock

A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Oasis, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.

I:”Bro, I heard John in his room blasting Goo Goo Dolls again, how does he listen to that shit?”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”

by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022

Beta

Big nigga

Santi is a beta

by Yeetusdelerus February 9, 2019

beta theta pi

The best frat ever. Which isn't saying much. All the guys are mid, yet the atmosphere is top tier. If you go to a beta party, you will feel like a ten simply because these men are desperate. Stay away from Topher.

1: Did you hear beta theta pi is throwing tonight?
2: Oh shit! Don't drink that wine again!

by bingbong27 January 9, 2022