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egg beater

Sticking a hand held electronic mixer shoving it in a girl vagina on her period an turn it on from high to low. This is how a red pancake is made or how a blue waffle is started.
by Jonney blender March 22, 2017
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Wife Beater

A shirt most commonly worn by men, that has straps and is composed of semi-elastic fibers. Usually seen on men with beer-bellies that are known to practice domestic violence, hence their name
Those Hanes wife beaters are nice man, how much were they?
by R3alities January 26, 2017
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rink beater

A word used to describe a chicken nugget that is overly cooked.
Arnold: Did you see that chicken nugget?
John: Yeah it was a rink beater.
by what_in_the_____ September 26, 2017
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poo beater

That bloke is such a poo beater
by WeeaboosUnite October 26, 2017
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The Beaten Beagle

The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.
The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.

Example:
James: What the... what’s with that old slurry’s arse?
Allan: She has been pounded so much the padding is loose in her arse!
Glenn: That boys, is a Beaten Beagle!!

James: *Vomits while fapping*
by Coondawgs December 17, 2017
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gnome beater

When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway
That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater
by Mat the rat January 24, 2018
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Skeeter beater

A person that beats there meat to skeet while music is playing in background
by bill cosby number 1 February 1, 2018
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