Ben... Ben is the guy who you’ll see from a distance, the popular kid that’s part of a different crowd. He’s the kind of guy who’ll be totally different once you know him. He’s the guy that can always make you laugh. He will seem all cool, until you discover he’s a total theatre geek. Sure, he might have cool parents, but he’ll be wearing a Hamilton hat and a Something Rotten shirt. He’ll have a Pinterest account with three followers. You’ll audition for a show because he might be there. He’ll do it too. Maybe he’ll be casted as your love interest. You might just fall in love with Ben.
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But...... in his lonely time staring at black painted walls, he likes to imagine he has friends. All the friends he could of had if it wasn't for his imaginary girlfriend Hannah. This is what a Ben is and if you ever get to meet one....... well you wont they are boring.
But...... in his lonely time staring at black painted walls, he likes to imagine he has friends. All the friends he could of had if it wasn't for his imaginary girlfriend Hannah. This is what a Ben is and if you ever get to meet one....... well you wont they are boring.
(dad) Have you got a friend called ben?
(son) (looks at him confused) You know they have been endangered for the last 10 years.
(dad) Oh yeah!!!! (surprised look) ever since they have got rid of all those black painted walls.
(son) (looks at him confused) You know they have been endangered for the last 10 years.
(dad) Oh yeah!!!! (surprised look) ever since they have got rid of all those black painted walls.
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Sbeve: Is that ben?
Cletus: Of course it is! Look, he has something up his ass!
Sbeve: Oh yea, gotta stay away from that guy.
Cletus: Of course it is! Look, he has something up his ass!
Sbeve: Oh yea, gotta stay away from that guy.
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