Justin Beiber

1 The anti-christ 2 Nickname for a shooting target

{1} Satan's Facebook status reads "Justin Beiber". How anticlimactic. {2} I want to test out my new Barret M82 .50 Cal Sniper Rifle on that Justin Beiber.

by Aztec Sikiga February 27, 2011

Justin Beiber

A person who has no talent and singing abilities.

A boy who is actually 5'6 and is getting girlish. Has no friends, no life, and would do us all a favor if he just left Hollywood.

A girl looking guy who has 7 year olds practically worshipping him.

ex:
"OMG, Casey! Did you hear James in chores? He sounded HORRIBLE!" "Yea, he's such a Justin Beiber."

"Hi I'm Justin, I'm a lowlife!"

"OMG! Justin Beiber was great yesterday at the concert!" "Dude. No he wasn't."

by Miss_M rates things April 10, 2012

Justice Beaver

A crime fighting beaver.

From the Office:

Dwight: What is a Justice Beaver?
Jim: A crime fighting beaver.

by starstrukkbitch March 17, 2011

Beaverfungitis

Beaver-fung-itis- an infection a boyfriend or girlfriend will get after they went down on their girlfriends beaver that had a yeast infection

does he have chapped lips?? Naw he got beaverfungitis from chowing on nasty beaver

by Michaelann Dach April 22, 2008

ring out the beaver

A short, slightly less offensive way for a female to say she has to go pee.
Derived from the term,"drain the snake," which is another way men announce they have to pee.

"I'm running to the bathroom because I've got to go, "ring out the beaver!"

by Stephknee August 28, 2008

Cleave it to Beaver

This action is denoted by a woman in a handstand position opening her legs wide, so as to let her "boom boom" face upwards. Then a man (preferably one taller than herself) takes his erect penis and slaps it repeatedly against her said "boom boom."

"So, what did you do last night?"
"I played a little 'Cleave it to Beaver'"

by astreetcarnamedcleanme November 30, 2009

Beaver Dam

1.(n.)the female equivalent of a cock block; a person who prevents a woman from scoring

2.(n.)the female equivalent of a boner killer; a person or situation that turns a woman off

3.(v.) an act which prevents a woman from scoring, intentionally or not

1. My roommate is a crazy-ass beaver dam. I can't bring anyone home without her trying to fuck them first.

2. Long nails are a sure-fire beaver dam. No wolverine bullshit in my snatch, thank you.

3. Dude, quit tryin' to beaver dam me! I need to get laid!

by ka-chan April 12, 2012