Little Nuts

Term usually used to describe a lanky twat with tiny acorn like balls.

Also know as Small balls, due to high intensity masturbating continuously emptying his sack of sperm quicker than it can be produced.

Adam Campbell’s got proper little nuts fo real.

by Chocolate Wrists September 17, 2018

sad nut

a sad nut is a term used for explaining whenever a person is so sad that they feel that only "busting a good one"
is going to get their mind off of the sadness that is slowly creeping into their soul

another name for this term is "depressive masturbation" but not many use it for it is way too long and also very TMI

hey man, Carly broke up with me so it looks like im busting a few sad nuts tonight lol

hey, im really sorry to hear that but also TMI dude..

hey fuck you.

fuck you.

*friendship ruined*

by bigtiny February 26, 2019

Nut Lagging

1. When one cannot "get it up" and has Erectial Disfunction
2. When one cannot ejaculate, or has sterile sperm.

As Grandma explained how Grandpa was Nut Lagging, we all threw up all over her nig face.

by SomeFatNig October 15, 2010

what a nut

When your heart can't take it anymore and you're just like "What a nut". Used by multiple Alondra's and is used when someone is aesthetically pleased

what a nut dude damn

by rexatemDOughNUT July 31, 2018

mindful nut

The big O that transcends reality.

She was meditating and masturbating simultaneously; resulting in an amazingly mindful nut.

by UD Hero December 24, 2017

The Dick and Nuts

The item that gets pulled up on you if you keep fucking with someone.

Keep fucking with me, ima pull up with the dick and nuts

by HousSalad April 25, 2020

nut muck

Seamen, Cum, Spunk, Jizz

I shot my nut muck all over her boat race.

by Fly!! March 11, 2007