Im batman

A comeback used when you do something and your friends dont have a clue how.

John: wait you never learned how to shuffle cards? How did you do that?

Jonas: im batman

by IRllyLikeDucks July 29, 2022

batman's parents

Dead

Batman's Parents: "Dead as hell".

by Beegshrekman August 4, 2022

Daddy Batman

When one man dresses up as Batman and his gay lover is the joker. Batman would stick a Batarang up the joker's rectum and the joker would something in my ass twice. While Daddy Batman is whipping him.

Man 1: You want to play Daddy Batman
Man 2: Sure

by PP FArt Bubble May 9, 2022

Batman

Some Rich Orphan Who’s Probably A Furry

“Oh Shit! It’s Batman! *Presses The X Button And Does A Fear Takedown*”

by among sussy pizza May 11, 2022

Pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume

While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch

Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One

by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022

Batman

A stupid introvert who hides out in a cave all day who wants to kill people with green hair.

You're such a Batman!

by DecidueyeOfDoom January 11, 2022

batman

a man who briar sounds like

-- hi have you talked to batman
--why would i do that, its a female
-- good point trump

by ohmaloolo January 15, 2022