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Batmaning

To find out about a person and what he/she has been up to without them knowing using friends, family, social media and random conversations with them to seek out discrepancies in their stories.
person 1 (batman): "Hey, how are you?"
person 2: "I'm good, I'm good, you?"
person 1: "Good thanks...I tried calling you last night, where were you?"
person 2: "Oh..umm...I was sleeping all day, I woke up ate and went back to sleep!"
person 1 (thought bubble): "Time to do some batmaning!! hehe"
by The Real Batman_1972 July 9, 2015
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batman

tarararararara tarararararara blyatman
Look its blyatman. He is almost batman but he is blyatman.
by kiscigany February 8, 2022
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Batman Glowing Green

The universally most common solution to a problem, the way Batman is always holding kryptonite to beat Superman. Used to take the place of a longer answer that is generally already known.
Addict: "I struggle with addiction."
Non-addict: "Batman Glowing Green."
by Dr. Mangoman April 29, 2025
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batman guy

A title earned after a late night situation, weather clothes or not, between to male friends.
Jeremiah and Kevin both became a Batman guy after a hot sweaty night, they were just Batman curious prior to that night.
by Notmethatsaidthat June 29, 2025
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Batman

*Criminals commits a crime
*Somebody then reports the said crime to the Gotham PD
*The commissioner of the PD then for some weird reason orders his subordinate to shine the bat light in the clouds
*Either Bruce or Alfred then look at the light with concern for a few moments. (Meanwhile , the criminals have committed some more heinous crimes)
*Then Bruce uses some secret code/button/lever to access the batcave (which incidentally is filled with bat guano)
*He then proceeds to remove his robes and fit his body into a rubber/leather gimp suit. (The criminals have looted a few banks by now)
*While Alfred is prepping his fagmobile, Bruce is prepping Robin's rectum. His boy toy wonder
* Then the top-bottom pair gets into the car and remember they have to maneuver this beast of a car through the streets of a very urban setting of Gotham.
*After they reach the first crime scene, Bruce declares "I'm BATMAN!!"

I mean how faggy is this shit.
by Obese anorexic August 23, 2023
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Batman

A Sexual maneuver in which you have sex with her until you're about to finish, aaand then you kill her parents...
John: How did the one night stand go last night?

Mark: Pretty good, I fucked her, then I did the Batman.
by Dankspanka' November 14, 2017
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Klarnetçi Batman

Unknown mysteriousfolk hero. He is a musician.
Klarnetçi batman: 8 Yaşından beri ben hiç Çocuk olmadım.
Again our Eyes on the high! Since 8 days I have never been a child
by YNTM November 22, 2021
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