by merchantDave August 20, 2010
Get the balls that clangmug. lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating
by Magwaaf October 4, 2013
Get the lava ballingmug. The sexiest being alive. Everyone's knees go weak at the sight of Ball Guy. His charm is like none other, capturing the attention of everyone around him. He gained popularity by giving everyone Poke Balls, now everyone wants to give him their balls. His alluring presence can be seen everywhere in Galar. It is rumored that his captivating character is what caused most gym challengers to lose out of nervousness.
Kabu: Hey, did you see Ball Guy? He looks so sexy today, I don't know how I'm going to win the match today. All I can think about is being beguiled by those tentacles.
by KabuTentacles March 29, 2021
Get the Ball Guymug. by artdad December 4, 2016
Get the balls rangin'mug. An act carried out by two men, usually in the form of a prank or for shock value.
One man holds a stick between his legs, acting as his sexual organ, while the other is bent over with the stick, or long objects positioned up his ass. The mimicked act is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious moaning by the participants in order to deliver as much shock value to the terrified on-looker(s) as possible.
Onlookers are typically suburban homeowners, who have had their doorbells rung, only to find the ball-banging taking place on their lawn, porch, etc. Common ball-banging grounds also included restaurants, malls, or other crowded areas.
Origin: Invented in Upstate, NY by a group of teenagers
One man holds a stick between his legs, acting as his sexual organ, while the other is bent over with the stick, or long objects positioned up his ass. The mimicked act is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious moaning by the participants in order to deliver as much shock value to the terrified on-looker(s) as possible.
Onlookers are typically suburban homeowners, who have had their doorbells rung, only to find the ball-banging taking place on their lawn, porch, etc. Common ball-banging grounds also included restaurants, malls, or other crowded areas.
Origin: Invented in Upstate, NY by a group of teenagers
I am bored, want to go ball-banging?
by Upstate Rulez May 30, 2011
Get the Ball-Bangingmug. When someone working for the government or the military retires from their job and only afterward comes clean about all of the corruption and mistakes that the government makes.
"Dude, legalization is just around the corner I'm telling you! The former police chief of Seattle gave an interview and even he said that the war on drugs, especially marijuana prohibition, has been destructive, expensive, and a complete failure."
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"
by Tijani January 25, 2009
Get the retirement ballsmug. A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.
"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
by J'Kwon February 13, 2013
Get the Eggplant Ballsmug.