Blowing up the Balloon

When someone buzzes on a brass mouthpiece in someone's asshole.

Dude! Some of those brass players are into some weird stuff, sometimes they'll even enjoy blowing up the balloon!

by Horn-player April 27, 2017

Hot air balloon

When you perform anal sex and your partner farts into your foreskin, inflating it with hot gas.

Person 1:I was banging my girlfriend's ass when she farted and gave me a hot air balloon. It was a real boner killer.

Person 2: That's why I never do anal.

by Don't _Ask October 8, 2013

coon baboon fucking a balloon

It’s basically a midget raccoon fucked a baboon then made a baby then call coon baboon fucking a balloon

Holy shit bro, yesterday I saw a fucking coon baboon fucking a balloon. I filmed so I could finally get hard.

by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy December 9, 2020

Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon

When you 69 with a girl, and she farts, you reach over the edge of the bed, grab a walmart bag, and fill the bag with the stink. Turn around and start to fuck her. When when she is about to orgasm, put the bag over her head. When she gasps for air, pull the bag off and shoot your wad in her face.

"Dude, your girlfriend told me that you gave her a Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon last...good call..."

by WI Pharter April 16, 2009

Hot Air Balloon Ride

When a dog is cleaning itself and it farts in its own face.

Oh my god, Rex just farted in his face while cleaning his junk. That must’ve been one hell of a Hot Air Balloon Ride!!!

by dswannie November 20, 2020

Hot Air Balloon Ride

When you fart in a plastic bag & wrap it over someone’s head. Preferably a pull string garbage bag to allow your victim to savor the smell.

I’m gonna send you on a hot air balloon ride!

by Dawn Keebals January 13, 2020

a whole different box of balloons

n. An alternative item or course of action, often used in a derogatory or quizzical sense.

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We could build a bridge across the bay, or, and here I'm just free styling, we could dig a tunnel.

Well, that is a whole different box of balloons

by gnostic 1 April 30, 2013