Awkward Humping Turtle

When you make an awkward turtle on somebody's shoulder and push back and forth in a humping motion.

Wtf, my mom tried to pull an awkward humping turtle on me during grandma's funeral

by currybomb July 29, 2010

awkward bukkake

A variation of awkward starfish. A hand motion in which a person places their palm, with fingers stretched and spread out, on their face and sticks their tongue out. This resembles the act of bukkake.

When Mr. Smith made that inappropriate comment to that little girl, we did an awkward bukkake . . . because the situation was awkward . . . and because a little girl was involved.

by afaiiiiiiiiii November 22, 2010

Awkward Squirtle

when someone makes a FAILED pokemon reference

made up in Smiles's BlogTV show

"I like to spank my mankey sometimes"

wow that was an awkward squirtle

by PwnsTehNubs September 30, 2008

awkward

Adjective; may be shortened to awk and said in quick succession to end a bad situation and to let the parties involved know you don't want to be there

1 - used to describe situations in which a person or persons are aloof, confused, or have been caused discomfort.

2 - most commonly used to describe events/persons that cause a general malaise of uncomfortableness.

1 - When all the guys realized they had made out with the same girl that night it became real awkward. It was pretty awkward when she mentioned she had slept with her boyfriend's best friend.

2 - I hate that kid he is so awkward whenever he is around people, it is like he was raised by mentally challenged cave people. I am so awkward around her because I can never tell if she knows I slept with her best friend.

by Ryan D Scott February 15, 2008

Awktopus

Someone who is the epitome of awkward. Has an uncanny ability of making everyone uncomfortable... consistently.

"Jonathan asked me how far I've been with my boyfriend. WHAT AN AWKTOPUS!"

Child: Daddy! Why are those two octopi hugging for so long!?
Dad: Stop being such an awktopus, Billy. They're fucking!

by LOL POSSUMS October 28, 2007

awkweird

a person, place, or thing that is neither a pathetic-cute awkward nor a savvy-suave weird, but rather a weird awkward and awkward weird.

Person A: "I just cleaned the crevices between my toes with a hang nail."

Person B: "I must say that's pretty awkweird."

by neosushisek August 7, 2011

Awkosaurus

A situation where the awkwardness becomes huge and overwellming, like that of a tyrannosaurus rex

Person 1: Dude, I just love girls with brown hair.
Person 2: Me too dude, like my sister
Person 1: Dam, that's awkosaurus

by jtdude15 June 6, 2011