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Avril Lavigne

Avril is a total poser, her label forced the "sk8r girl" logo up her butthole, the same like how t.A.T.u had "Russian lesbian schoolgirls" shoved up THEIR buttholes too, swears on Mozart and Beethoven that she was nothing like Britney Spears when she was just as pop as Britney was, she was ACTUALLY supposed to be a country singer and sang country but again, she had a skateboard shoved up her ass, she even sounds country like "sk8r boy later boy" More like "country boy take me hommeee up the mountains down the tractor", and steals her dad's underwear and ties. She has no idea what the fucking sex pistols are yet said "I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation." I swear to my LIFE you're not, unless your extremely controversial, do every fucking drug and die young. I couldn't believe she can even say such dumbass statement like that unless she had a gun pointed to her head...

I literally could not find any other girls except from her in her "constipated" or whatever the fuck it was called music video, it was all teenage boys that got payed a mountain dew and a kiss to be in that video and why the fuck did she take off her pants showing her brothers stolen undies in that music video what was she thinking? A total pick me. She is NOT the queen of rock, settle for Amy Lee or Hayley Williams.
Avril Lavigne: "I love to reüak"
More like you love to PEUP (Pop)
by Thedefiiiinnerr March 8, 2025
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Amrika

Most coolest and chill girl there is ,an Amrika is a friend to the end ,got all the guys falling at her feet,the bestest friend you could ever have
Guys have you seen amrika

,yea she’s the sexiest
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Avril

A confident, gorgeous girl who isn't afraid to express what she thinks. She doesn't care AT ALL about whether people like her or not because she loves herself, and that's all that matters to her. She is a loving, intelligent, drop dead gorgeous person who loves her friends, and is loyal to everyone she meets <3
Her energy is magnetic, and everyone loves and cares about her so so much, she just doesn't see it.

(And no I'm not talking about Avril Lavigne-)
A - omg I wish I was an Avril

B - a what?
A - you see that girl over there?
B - mhm..?

A - I wanna be her. Avril.

B - everyone does

(and still not talking about Avril Lavigne-)
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BAB Boere Afrikaner Blixem

Typically a married man who abuses his wife and children yet he believes himself to be very pious. Physical and emotional abuse, very often, sodomising his daughters.
This guy is a BAB Boere Afrikaner Blixem, ill treating his wife, belittling her, and look at his daughter's eyes, she hates him
by ZACSacks August 25, 2019
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a cruz afrika

pulling out a gun on somebody. Usually when they disrespect you
"At Mall Of Africa, this guy cruz afrika'd us."
"I pulled a cruz afrika on bro!"
by cloplasoto March 17, 2026
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