Elijah

Sex machine

Elijah is a sex machine and gets all the girls.

by tieniewienie November 22, 2021

Elijah

A savage gamer god who loves to smash puss and respect women. Except for when these women express irrational opinions. He will then crush them under the weight of his massive cock. He loves movies, especially lighthouse.

Damn I kinda wanna fuck Elijah

Get in line bro.

by DaBabyJesus June 13, 2021

Elijah

Will defeat Lauren in the Hunger Games. No questions asked. Is also a Gryffindor who eats squirrels.

Elijah will beat Lauren in the hunger games.

Elijah eats squirrels.

by Soldierx67 April 13, 2021

Elijah Guest

I like you so fucking much, Youre the cutuest slave ive ever owned🤤

Sorry If you hate me for this lmao.

To: Elijah Guest
From: Me lmao

by JPark03 October 13, 2017

Elijah Phobia

the fear of Elijah Daniel(Lil phag)
twitters faggot

bro,i have The Elijah phobia

by my name jeff 69 January 13, 2020

Elijah

a fucking whore who acts better than everyone one because he's lonely and is always losing friends because he's toxic and gaslights them.

elijah called me a flat cunt he's such a whore!

by nignig1234 December 10, 2022

Elijah

He's fucking crippled and also border jumper

Elijah get yo crippled as leg over here before I make straight again

by DaddyWhy3 March 13, 2019