Elijah

A lolicon. Probably watches love live and stans Maki and hates Nico. His waifus are all underaged or look like they are.

Guy 1: Yo is that a Lysithea stan. Gee, he sure likes lolis
Guy 2: Hey it's Elijah

by werdnAtoNyllatoT June 11, 2020

Elijah

The sweetest man you’ll ever meet makes you laugh has the best eyes in the world and he’s a big teddy bear. He can also have red flags like being disrespectful at times to others but never to the people who loves him the most.

Elijah is the man for me

by Laquanesha October 30, 2022

Elijah

Elijah is a g@y monkey. He has a big Shlong too. Don’t be fouled because he has such a big horse.

Omg! There’s Elijah and his big shlong

by Daddy gilbert May 11, 2022

Elijah

Elijah is probably the most sweetest, amazing, cute, beautiful and charming guy you’ll ever meet in your whole entire lifetime. He’s really passionate about baseball, always is here for you even when you ramble about strawberries or how your parents immigrated and loves to talk about a future with you. He’s the most perfect person you’ll ever meet, He’ll listen when you need to talk about something and give you advice, find the positive in things, and cheers you up. He has the prettiest eyes ever and his hair ESPECIALLY with a new haircut looks really really nice. It kind of outlines his beautiful face and suits him really well. He’s truly flawless.

“Elijah is so beautiful.”

by alanosmom November 23, 2021

Elijah

A dirt bag. Literally, doesn't shower, hair is always greasy, and stanks like sewer. Doesn't care about anything, nothing at all. Player, seriously will cheat anyone and thinks he can get all them babes even though he's a whole ass potato (not the good ones). A dweeb who has no life and sits in his chair all day watching anime.

God, no one likes that Elijah kid...

by Yourhighness_theduck March 16, 2022

Elijah

Is always gaslighting and not funny

“What do runners eat before a race … nothing they fast”- elijah

by yourraweirdo August 5, 2025

Elijah

Elijah…. Eli is a man who is good looking, smart, smooth talker😉😉😉, he cares a whole lot. But he can also make mistakes because he cares so much so please take care of him(not that he cant take care of himself just give him some consolation). Elijahs are usually athletic and if they dont play sports want to(this is actually true). Elijahs usually have brown or hazel eyes, their eyes are like pools so deep that if you gaze into them for too long you may never find a way out. Every Elijah has a specific type and they wont figure that out until adulthood usually because teenagers are mostly driven by lust. They want to be loved so give them everything you got and they will mutually return that love and more. They want to do so much for you yaknow.

“Be like Elijah, if you make a mistake learn from it and grow.”
Wish you were a smooth talker like Elijah he has so much game.

by The gypsite crusader November 20, 2023