Alabama Crab Dangle

1. A vigorous and bestial hillbilly form of intercourse where in the man enters his partner (male or female) from the rear. The position gets it’s name from the unique habit of propping one leg up presumably for purposes of leverage, on a nearby raised surface such as a pig trough or fence rail so that the testicals appear to dangle. See also, Shaka Zulu Style

Ex.
“I come in the barn and there was Earl a’fuckin Jethro amongst the hay bails, and he just grins at me and asks if I want a lil Alabama crab dangle”.

“Charles had been an indifferent lover with Emma and it was left to Rudolpho to teach her the intricacies of the Alabama cab dangle beneath a canopy of beach leaves along the riding path by her home.”
Flaubert, “Madame Bovary”

by BSP March 11, 2003

Alabama Pussy Pusher

when a women gives birth to a baby boy and the boys dick rubs her in just the right place to give her an orgasm, which in some cases makes the boy go hard which gives the doctor troubles with pulling him out of the vagina. Generally only occurs in teen pregnancies
Synonym: Berserkfury, Chaosblade

last year my girl gave me an alabama blowpop and then i fucked her. she got pregnant. the other day she had an alabama pussy pusher while giving birth!!! the doctor needed a whole hour more to get him out because little jonny went hard!

by berserkfury September 26, 2009

Alabama Hot Tub

When a person or group of people line the bed of a pickup truck with a tarp, fill it with water, and relax in it.

It's so hot today, I might have to grab a tarp and turn my Chevy into an Alabama Hot Tub.

by cr00d_d00d April 19, 2010

Alabama Goggles

When one hangs their balls over somones face to cover their eyes.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

Alabama Crab Apple

To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.

Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

Alabama

A place to live where you can die at the age of 93 and never see a horrible crime on TV. A state filled with polite people, with southern accents, and the hottest women in the united states. Great place to raise children, boring to live in. Has the best food around. State dish is Beans and 'taters.

I've lived in both california and alabama, and I know first hand california has as many rednecks as alabama, but california has more racism, and worse standards of living.

by Jimmy Thompson March 1, 2005

Alabama Fudge Cake

A sexual situation where a black man is on the bottom being bummed by a lil white girl, as this is happening another black man is bumming the white girl and on top of him is a black man bumming the other black man. and one more black man buming the other blackman.

Fuck me dude me n the guys fucking Alabama fudge caked that white girl last night,

oh dude you totaly missed out everyone got fucked of there face on crack and then i woke up in the middle of an alabama fudge cake.

by Burkieboy August 22, 2009