andre

sexy beast!

look at that andre! tryna pipe

by warries November 23, 2021

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An Andre is another way to call something a furry. Andre is obsessed with furries and would do anything to be seen as one.

Andre: My name is Andre and I am a furry uwu ;-;

you: stop

by emily the female stripper June 4, 2020

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Andres is a gorgeous boy, hes bisexual with a preference for men, with long black hair and olive skin. Hes a bit of a nerd and is generally quiet, but can yap for hours about his many special interests. Most of the popular girls and popular boys hate Andres and he hates them back, so he generally spends lunch and recess in the music rooms or the library working on some sick 00s rnb inspired tunes thatl make him a famous popstar in a few years, and he can also sing. He is a bit freaky and horny sometimes (everybody thinks hes hypersexual cuz of his adhd, but he declines to comment) but tries really hard not to be, and his depresion, anxiety, Aspergers syndrome, and adhd often get in the way of his schoolwork. He sometimes does the trex arm thing that autistic people do, and hes actually kinda shy and quiet mot. His music taste generally consists of Pop girlies like Charli, Kesha, Britney, Dulapeep, Gaga (especially Gaga), Ariana Grenad, Beyonce, Miley, Tate, Chappel, Sabrina, Carly Rae, Billie Eilish, Xina, Rihanna, Cupcakke, etc, but also listens to a lot of retro music like Abba cuz hes amazing like that. He hates heterosexual male things. His eyes are hypnotising, and he gives the best cuddles. He has yt channel where he uploads cover songs, but he never tells anyone the name of it. He also crushes on every other person in school, so you DEFINITELY have a chance with him.

If you meet him, you better keep him, cuz hes gonna disappear if you dont.

Andres is a power bottom.

Illias: Omg have u seen that hottie Andres from German class??
Aden: Yeah he's so hot and I'm straight so that's sayin smth
Illias: We should totally gangbang him
Aden: hell yeah!!!!!

by Hell Cove Public School MGMT April 6, 2025

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A man with a hadonkadonk of a schlong and a great personality. Always caring and loving.

That guy is such a chad! He must be Andre!

by bigddre November 22, 2021

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A gay monkey with a small penis who runs from girls because he has no confidence and maybe because his confidence is smaller than his penis which is almost nothing

Hey girl how was it when you met andre.

He just ran away as soon as he saw me!

I told you about him being like that.
I know.

by Andre is a monkey April 18, 2022

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