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False Advertising

When you see a woman from behind, who looks like she is very sexy, but when you catch up with her and realize she is very unattractive or might even be a man.
Friend #1 "Damn, that chick over there is smokin'"

Friend #2 "Nah, man, she has a butterface, because when get up close, you realize it was False Advertising from behind!"
by Pig For A Poke December 25, 2010
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seventh day adventist

Most boring christian denomination ever cant do anything except read the bible on friday nights until saturday sunset which ruins your whole weekend no jewelry e.g earings,pierceings,necklaces etc. Ellen White is god to them. Mostly vegetarians but some eat meat but its very limited cannot eat pork,shrimp,lobster,ham, and the list goes on.
hey!! its friday sunset turn off the TV!! no internet no playing outside come home and read the bible!! were Seventh day adventists goddamnit
by J.V.N June 28, 2007
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Adventilation

n. The stress-induced hyperventilation often seen in women of all ages and/or their male counterparts dragged along for the Christmas-shopping frenzy...

v. adventilating
A. - Damn, dude, you look like crap.
B. - Yeah, the Mrs. is doing family Christmas this year and I got dragged down by her constant adventilation.
by The Lingo-Beaver December 21, 2008
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adventurebate

To masturbate in different areas throughout the course of a day.
Dustin - where's Phil at?

Me - he's probably off somewhere adventurebateing.

Dustin - whats adventurebate mean?
Me - it means to masturbate in different areas throughout the course of a day.
by scootdoggydogg February 5, 2015
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advantageous questions

To take advantage of someone who is drunk by asking them questions they would not answer if sober.

To hit on someone with pick up lines just because they are too drunk to notice.
"Hey man, I'm so drunk, I'd answer anything. Ask me some advantageous questions."
by nickypicky225 July 25, 2010
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two man advantage

Matt Emerich like two man way too much
by Jeremy Hammond February 1, 2003
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birthday thread advertising

An image or post advertising a website, posted on a forum/bulletin board, (in a thread regarding someone's birthday) that links to one's website.
Ethan always posts a post in a birthday thread regarding his website. He's always birthday thread advertising.
by dotLou April 19, 2007
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