When someone by the name of Erin mould let's four hillbilly and crab infested men plunge there dicks into her like fat men at McDonald's.
by itsmrstealyourgirl April 11, 2015
Someone who only likes people (mostly men) because of how much time they give caring for them with cooking, cleaning, laundry, childcare etc.
Guy: You’re such a gold digger.
Girl: Excuse me! I cook, I clean, I even look after your kids that you made me with your baby’s mumma.
Guy: Yeah but that’s what men do. Do what you do best.
Girl: You’re a care digger!
Guy: Sure thing gold digger 🙄
Girl: Excuse me! I cook, I clean, I even look after your kids that you made me with your baby’s mumma.
Guy: Yeah but that’s what men do. Do what you do best.
Girl: You’re a care digger!
Guy: Sure thing gold digger 🙄
by Spacepony June 23, 2024
When you talk to someone you barely know in hopes on them asking you to their prom. Breaking up with your boyfriend and getting back together right around prom just so your ass isnt date less.
Friend: I just broke up with my boyfriend
Other friend: Omg who are you gonna go to prom with?
Friend: Omg you right, imma get back together with him.
Other friend: Omg youre such a prom digger
Other friend: Omg who are you gonna go to prom with?
Friend: Omg you right, imma get back together with him.
Other friend: Omg youre such a prom digger
by imabadbyoucantkillme March 26, 2018
by matthijs990 April 09, 2024
When you attempt to anally copulate but it feels like digging dirt from a grave; an unpleasant and typically messy anal experience amongst males
by IbromIrome March 27, 2024
The countriest person you will ever meet, they probably drive their big ass trucks or tractors to school. #cousinfuckers
by beyoncewannabe August 16, 2019
A religious person that does absolutely everything to please a God or to be in his favor, even sacrificing someone to the point of suffering or discomfort just so he/she can go to heaven, often these people are jerks cause the fact that their religion would just infinitely forgive them for anyways.
Mark: Yo my uncle is a heaven digger!
Mac: Why is that?
Mark: cuz yo' all he does is keep going to church and praise god and collect church stuff, but he still a jerk to his family.
Mac: Why is that?
Mark: cuz yo' all he does is keep going to church and praise god and collect church stuff, but he still a jerk to his family.
by Saitama November 08, 2015