usually a male who has a twin she- brother who's dad is suicidal.. he/she's dad has white hair and looks 70 but is actually 25. Matt stutters (for ex: ehhhh) and is really fat but thinks that everyone thinks he's cool. he wears the same clothes all the time and has a weak shoe game. man... he's gay... won't stop giving rainbows!
by ehhhh that's gay 67 April 11, 2016
to be left in a room on your own by all of your friends with one annoying person who has shit chat and will not let you leave the room before they have told you pointless things about their life which knowone cares about.
"no dont go in that room"
"why?"
"because we have all just left Phil behind to get matt nonced with some complete tit"
"why?"
"because we have all just left Phil behind to get matt nonced with some complete tit"
by Mr Ngog December 10, 2009
When someone is fucking another person in the ass and jizz in their ass. Then the person farts the jizz out onto the someone's face.
I was quite suprised when Jen Messy Matted on me, leaving me with the disgusting smell of fart and the gross texture of jizz on my face
by Pete March 18, 2004
by The Leather Daddy 69 September 29, 2020
Your basic skinny african jew. Tall as the motheroak tree itself. Only associates with females under the age of 14.. preferably fat freshman. Still whippin Mommys honda CRV. Was a homosexual trackstar. Failed his senior year at Archbishop Curley forcing him to go the ghetto school with lots of charcole black girls. You may find him at the Avenue in Whitemarsh spending time with his Mongoloid of a girlfriend Abby who is a Mercy slut.
Matt McCoy your one iggnorant motherfucker.
by Catholichighgurlz October 02, 2011
by breunig February 26, 2010