Hammer-hawking

Continually staring at the male crotchial region and genitals, as if to long for.

I know she's DTF, that bitch has been hammer-hawking me since she got here.

by Pseudofuckthafed January 26, 2019

creamy hammer

Creamy hammer. The act of dipping your slong in a vat of cake icing and using it to hammer your significant other

My girl wanted a creamy hammer

by nibba boy November 17, 2017

womb hammer

A slap on the vagina by a penis, preferably erect.

Ariana Grande said to her partner,"Ohh yea, keep that womb hammer going!"

by Meme Slurper March 27, 2016

orangutan hammer

Orangutan hammer... Who ever comes first throws a Left hook while climaxing at a rest stop in San Fernando Valley

While driving through the San Fernando Valley, my wife and I stopped for a quickly where she hit with an Orangutan Hammer while yelling “ Right turn Clyde!”

by Cubsfan75 May 17, 2021

Boof hammer

The act of absolutely boonking one of your comrades

Bro he just got Boof hammered

by Boof yammer August 29, 2019

Charmin Hammer

When a guy uses a toilet paper roll to jerk off

Every time John is here he messes up my toilet paper rolls. I bet he’s using the ol’ Charmin Hammer.

by Burnicus January 17, 2020

hammer pump

Masturbation or causing male ejaculation by hand

No she didn't let me hit it, but she did given me a good ole' fashioned hammer pump, so at least I slept well.

by N. VonBachbeater September 20, 2006