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hand hammered

Being punched in the butthole.
Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.
by screamingmeme32 November 1, 2014
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Hooves Hammer

When someone does a weird ass fucking serve for spike ball which looks like someone putting a pipe up an elderly persons asshole.
The Hooves Hammer can be effective on and off the court.
by OvilInUrMum69 May 19, 2020
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Pat the Hammer

Very wise
Pat the Hammer knows all.
by 101sarcasm February 4, 2021
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Toffee Hammer

A multipurpose tool originally used for "breaking apart toffee." It's other uses include cracking skulls, repelling trolls, sexual pleasure, and as a makeshift demolition tool for the great pyramids or the Stonehenge. Rumor has it, the Toffee hammers will store the souls of those killed by their awesome power.
"Man I can't get this door unlocked."

"Stand back, I'll knock it down with my toffee hammer!"
by Jtizzle96 January 14, 2018
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Highway Hammer

It is basically a sidewalk slammer but the main difference is that you put a Xan in the drink and you meteorically end up on the "highway". Any 40oz will do the trick but served best with Bud Ice.
Bro is that a sidewalk slammer?
*drops XAN in drink*
Nah man, it's a highway hammer now!
by Mike Hawk 420 October 18, 2017
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Thot Hammer

A guy who only has sex with thots who has a superiority complex alongside validation to his ego only fueling a further douchebag persona to be portrayed to others and hammering more thots
Chad is a total thot hammer.
by baileystrum July 18, 2021
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put the hammer

apply heavy, weighted vigorous force, such as the sex act (but not always specific to same) getting a "heavy" task done with VIGOR!
he put the hammer to her , soon ; they were satisfied!
she put the hammer to him!
they put the hammer to jim's moving day, soon wrapping things up!
they "churned and burned," and put the hammer to each other !
by michael foolsley January 29, 2021
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