Vagina Sponge

A variation to the often used derogatory Douche or Douche bag.

Person 1: I totally that that you said crap not trap.

Person 2: You are a total Vagina Sponge.

by Britteyface July 17, 2009

Minnesota sponge bath

Minnesota sponge bath
noun

A depraved and unsanitary sexual act involving the use of a sponge soaked in a mixture of water and human feces, which is then rubbed onto the nude body of a recipient. Commonly performed in the stifling heat of a portable toilet, often on extremely hot and humid days, the act is characterized by its filth, foul odor, and intentional violation of physical boundaries. Noted for its extreme nature and association with certain fringe fetishes, the Minnesota sponge bath is widely regarded as one of the most repulsive expressions of sexual deviance.

Person A.. Dude she gave me a Minnesota sponge bath and I can't open my eyes

Person B.. did she do it the whole body??

Person A.. yeah, I think I need to get myself tested.....

Usage: Medical staff were alarmed after the patient described symptoms following a “Minnesota sponge bath” in a festival porta-potty.

by Ethankillerr July 14, 2025

toe sponge

Soft toes that soak up liquid.

Oh wait, I spilled some milk, walk over here and toe sponge this up.

by Vaginal_Secrections July 2, 2017

shit sponge

Simply Michelle, that's it.

"Did you see that shit sponge"

by Hurhrjrj June 18, 2017

Fun Sponge

Someone who soaks up all of the fun.

Matthew - that Logan is a real fun sponge isn't he?

Yannick - yeah a real egg.

by jonathon marathot October 25, 2019

Sponge bob

Some one who sucks up info and then drys out and forgets

Omg you are such a sponge bob

by Bob 😉 December 20, 2017

sponging

when you rip your pants and make a song about it to win over sandy and everyone in bikini bottom

wendy is sponging.

by fivenightsatfreddysmonster July 26, 2023