Parker Roach

The CEO of Herpes. WARNING Parker Roach contains nicotine, alcohol and dope.

Also defined as a man who's in love with Alexia Labelle.

Fun fact: Parker is a man with a lez haircut.
Person 1: Look it's Parker Roach
Person 2: I like ya cut G
by cool cat who loves ben dover February 25, 2020
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roach roulette

Roach roulette is the act of rolling a blunt or joint that leave approximately two to three centimeters of tobacco left at the mouth peice which would be your Roach, rather than potentially wasting marijiauna. This can be turned into a game where, when passed around, who ever gets the tobacco first has to fill the next shell and pass theirs around.
Stopped by my friends house to smoke and everyone was in a circle with their weed. I joined in a played roach roulette and we passed so many joints around we couldn't move.
by JakeFromStateFarm3 May 06, 2015
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Stink Roach

Another term for the Stink bug The "Brown marmorated stink bugs" (Look it up, you probably seen these in your bedroom) referencing them as cockroaches for their invasive behavior, rapid reproduction, and general disgust and displeasure of seeing them in person.
Public use
"Bro I woke up early in the morning, I get up and go out of bed and a fucking Stink Roach flew in my fucking face. I swatted that bitch off instinct and my fucking face just stunk for half the fucking day" "Dawg...that's tragic."

On Discord:
"Bro I was up at the Witching Hour gooning and shit and then out of nowhere a stink roach flew on my screen istg I almost ripped my meat out" "Nigga it's 3AM why the fuck are you texting me this shit, leave me alone!!"

"Bro theres a stink roach on your ceiling, watch out"

"Get off me you Stink Roach looking ahh Body Built Bitch"
by IhateStinkBugs February 22, 2024
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Master Roach

A final boss battle in your roach infested home where the roach is about 2 inches, it appears to fly and moves very fast, faster than the human eye can see. If you can kill this beast, every single roach in a 2 mile radius will instantly combust.
Bro, did you see that huge cockroach, I think they call him master roach.
by airsoftgun765 August 04, 2023
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Covid roach

People named owen like roaches when they have covid
Owen has a new fetish of being a covid roach
by Braydendecker May 31, 2022
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rat roach

When a blunt is so small that you can barely smoke it and its usually smaller than 1 inch(s)
by Barcode_112 February 02, 2018
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PING ROACH

Ping roach is that person that's always hanging around game rooms, some oven live there, that bring nothing but their dirty asses and STDs with them.

True to roach form they come in droves. It starts with one then when that one is accepted for being socially equal to a cockroach and its not seeming so pathetic. The rest of the pinging community slowly begins to turn into a giant filthy bunch of roaches that mostly rely on the women to prostitute themselves to support their drug and ping habit. They'll pool their money together so every three days they can get an hourly for an hour and take turns in the shower until it's time.
Say man I was at the game room and there was this little blonde with big tits wearing a dress with her face all picked to shit but God damn I wanted to fuck.

Man your trying that's megan the ping roach. You wanna fuck her get in line with the other 30 roaches she resides with and hope you get your turn before the hour is up.
by Scrilla Don't Lie October 16, 2019
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