Riley Stannard is a nigga who loves soccer which he weirdly calls football because he’s weird and he’s a nigga. Riley is uncultured and likes to drink plain milk like the lil fine weirdo he is. Praise Riley Stannard he is our saviour he will live on for generations using doimg crazy rituals because he is just magical and majestically good looking.
Girl: Is that Riley Stannard?
Boy: yeah hes such a majestical nigga isnt he?
Girl: I can’t take my eyes off him
Girl *dies*
Boy: yeah hes such a majestical nigga isnt he?
Girl: I can’t take my eyes off him
Girl *dies*
by s4ltyn1_g June 18, 2025
by Modern warfare 2019 colorized December 07, 2019
A vary gay person
Most commonly known as that guy
No friends
No life no wife
14 years of age and still breastfeeds
Most commonly known as that guy
No friends
No life no wife
14 years of age and still breastfeeds
A gay man that has no friends no life no wife
“Look at that weird 14 year old, his mom must hate that Riley Magee!”
“Look at that weird 14 year old, his mom must hate that Riley Magee!”
by Dndndbdhhdhdhdhdhdhdhd January 29, 2018
by Mark Harton March 23, 2018
Just a guy who is really tired writing this. He cant keep a relationship longer than 2-4 weeks and has really bad anxiety. He hopes to find someone someday as he misses having social interaction with someone who he feels comfortable talking to and being himself.
by Flowerl3oy February 12, 2021
by eminemswife March 03, 2024