Someone in your friend group who is the douche of all douchers he/she is the one who has enormous amounts of douche in their veins. they probably go in circles and have a gaping hole in their book bags.
by S.Colditz December 12, 2009
Get the king douchermug. Title of the fabled Asmongold.
This title in particular originated from the tale of his hairline, receding over the years of being affected by excessive raging. Through his actions, peasants eventually started to call their king mad and bald and thus ultimately named him the Bald King. Albeit a receiver of mockery in his years of reign, his subjects always considered him a generous king of heart and less a tyrant king.
This title in particular originated from the tale of his hairline, receding over the years of being affected by excessive raging. Through his actions, peasants eventually started to call their king mad and bald and thus ultimately named him the Bald King. Albeit a receiver of mockery in his years of reign, his subjects always considered him a generous king of heart and less a tyrant king.
Tailor (on the marketplace): I am here before the Bald King arrives.
Enchanter (in the throne room): Bald King, my liege, please take this gold as my humble offering.
Knight (on the battlefield): Bald King Asmongold, I will follow you into any battle.
Enchanter (in the throne room): Bald King, my liege, please take this gold as my humble offering.
Knight (on the battlefield): Bald King Asmongold, I will follow you into any battle.
by Geroolt oof Roovia April 26, 2021
Get the Bald Kingmug. The king of kings
by Urbans92 May 16, 2019
Get the the red kingmug. The self-proclaimed king of Dreamland who used to want to CLOBBA DAT DAIR KIRBEH. Dedede has become more of an ally to Kirby in his recent adventures but the two still have a rivalry.
by ThePumpkinGhost April 1, 2022
Get the King Dededemug. Tell dark handsome Dominant Male who speaks his mind.
Hated by many because of his integrity and brutal honesty.
Loved by many because of his brutal honesty and integrity.
Hated by many because of his integrity and brutal honesty.
Loved by many because of his brutal honesty and integrity.
He has the charm and the appeal to be like King Mike.
He also has the ability to be an ass like King Mike.
He also has the ability to be an ass like King Mike.
by King Mike Da Dom December 4, 2019
Get the King Mikemug. 
The #1 mooch or King Moocher will always be the one to ask for your snacks and try
To borrow your stuff.
To borrow your stuff.
S- hey can I mooch some of your food I don’t have any
T- You asked yesterday and the day before
S- Please
T- You’re the King Moocher
T- You asked yesterday and the day before
S- Please
T- You’re the King Moocher
by Moochington the third May 22, 2020
Get the King moochermug.