The son of God. The sexiest man alive. I wish I were his wife, that lucky mutha. Hey, maybe when his son is a bit older, we'll get to drool all over him too, neh?
Johnny Depp should be a lollypop.
Johnny Depp should be a Blow-up doll.
Johnny Depp should be a RELIGION!
Johnny Depp should be a Blow-up doll.
Johnny Depp should be a RELIGION!
by Somebody December 17, 2003
Johnny Depp is my Purple Rose of Cairo, he is what I want I wanted to be, he is an angel in human form.
by jeaney September 17, 2006
When one person snorts ejaculate from their hand or a surface after having performed oral sex on the person.
by Saucy Johnny January 26, 2009
Johnny Depp is the best actor of the last 20 years and the coolest man on the planet. There is no question of his physical beauty but he is so generous, kind, humble and sweet that it makes him 1,000 times more gorgeous than should be humanly possible.
by alwaysjohnny December 19, 2006
An overrated, mediocre Center Fielder who plays for a team so evil its name dare not be mentioned here.
by Nickey Shea July 11, 2005
A nickname used for a guy who hasn't the balls to stand up to his girlfriend or wife.
J.A.: I don't think she's going to let me go.
Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.
Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.
by Sean Cookson August 20, 2007
he is too beautiful for words.
his beauty,style,acting,voice,looooooooks, everything is perfect. He is one of the best and hottest actors alive. His movies are the best and he is becoming very successful and hott. he is himself and I respect that. and looks hella good in eyeliner.
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his beauty,style,acting,voice,looooooooks, everything is perfect. He is one of the best and hottest actors alive. His movies are the best and he is becoming very successful and hott. he is himself and I respect that. and looks hella good in eyeliner.
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by britttttt. October 22, 2006