BI-WINNING

Chuck Norris cannot even obtain this level of awesomeness.

Bi Polar? What the fuck does that mean?

I'm bi-winning.

by GuiGG March 26, 2011

Bi-Winning

Often confused with bipolar bi-winning is a mental disorder in which one believes they are 'winning' in multiple areas simultaneously when in fact they've just lost they're job worth over 1 million dollars per episode.

Are you bipolar?

No, I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.

by Fogus GuireMac April 5, 2011

Bi-Topical

To be holding 2 simultaneous conversations with one person with 2 different topics
can be extended to Tri-topical and Quad-topical

person1- my burger is delicious

person2- have you heard of the band Paramore

person1- no sorry never heard of them

person2-yer these burgers are great

person1-we should eat here again

person2-i will let you borrow my Paramore CD

person1- man that was a n intense bi-topical conversation

by misterawesome567 January 17, 2011

Bi-Winning

Charlie Sheen's version of winning.

I am not bi-polar, I am bi-winning. I win here and I win there

by The Wave2 March 28, 2011

Bi-smokesual

Having a decided non-preference for cigarette brands.

After one day in prison I became bi-smokesual.

by B's Cougar October 9, 2009

Bi-idiot

Someone who voted for Biden, typically believes that Biden is anti-racist despite all evidence pointing otherwise. Really only voted for Biden because "orange man bad". At most only knows 1 of Biden's policies.

Them: "I don't care if Joe made history for having the most executive orders in his first week. And I don't care that thousands and thousands of people lost their jobs because of him! Orange man bad! Dictator good!"

Any rational person: "You are just a Bi-idiot."

by Nevervoteblue February 19, 2021

bi-winning

A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.

Symptoms include:

1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.

John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.

Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?

by kiddluck March 27, 2011