Takeshi 69

Rainbow rapper Who ate too much skittles in jail

Yo dont eat to much Skittles You will benoem takeshi 69

by Mythicburger December 11, 2019

dry 69

When you're in the 69 position but instead of oral, the act is done with hands.

Jim and I did a dry 69 last night....it was pretty weird.

by Snarfka January 21, 2017

The holy 69

The biblical sex art of the holy 69 is one of which occurs when a female is suspended upside down on a cross inside a cathedral.

The male then engages the female. Inserting his erect fallacy into her mouth and proceeds to give cunnilingus to the female.

I know your god forbids this, but we must enact the holy 69 in the name of Christ.

As John 6 dictates: thou shall not be allowed entry through the holy gates of Christ, until thou has performed the holy 69

by The holy grinders June 23, 2022

Aisle 69

An aisle in a store/supermarket which contains only or predominately tampons, condoms, and/or sexual pleasure items.

Customer: "I need some condoms where are they kept?"
Employee: "Over on Aisle 69 right by the Pharmacy"

by JapanTobi March 30, 2015

Money.Cash.69

Someone who is really hot and makes money and gets TONS of bitches,

Person 1: hey have you heard of Money.Cash.69?

Person 2: omg I'm so jealous of her, she gets so much bitches !!

Person 1: I know right,,,
Person 2:....
Person 1:...
Person 2: want to have sex on this floor right now?
Person 1: of course,

by Notowokay July 13, 2021

69 Bidet

When two people get in the 69 position standing up but place their faces a little further through the legs than normal and they squirt liquid out their mouths onto each others arses.

John: Hey Sarah, did you just see
those two doing a 69 bidet on the weekend?
Sarah: Yeah, I was there. My mates invented the 69 bidet

by Toasty Cinnamon Bun November 13, 2022

peanut 69

A simple sex move, it involves the 69 position but both parties involved place peanut butter on their man and lady bits, and you henceforth lick the peanut butter off like dogs

"How did it go with Jenna last night?"
"Great we fucked and she gave the best peanut 69 I ever had!"

by Stinksta December 12, 2014