November 13

National when you see you shortest friend chuck them as far as you can

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November 13 Were you chuck your friend as far as you can .

by Yung Jacob November 8, 2019

August 13

The people who where born on this day is very special. They are beautiful and very intelligent. The girls are very sexy and extremely beautiful. They might seem weird in the beginning, but that is only because they don’t always know how to act. If you were born August 13 2005 you are very very very special. You most likely have blonde hair and blue eyes. The people who is born this date and year will become big stars. Watch out world there is a Norwegian girl on here way. Boys who are born this day is more likely to loose there temper and get into fights. Both genders are very good looking and sexy. They are loyal and trustworthy friends. The girls are trustworthy to their boyfriends, but the boys who is born on August 13 is more likely to cheat. If you have a best friend or a friend who is born this day keep them. They are the best!

I’m loyal. I was born August 13....

by Englishlessons4you April 26, 2019

pg-13

One damn unlucky polish gangster.

Man, you are one PG-13.

by Zach G. October 28, 2003

Apollo 13

Facing the ceiling on a bed or couch, placing you're feet on the wall and grab onto you're shirt for you will be in great turbulence after you rip one straight in your buddy's face.

You: Hey man I've gotta rip.
Friend: Go for it.
You: I wanna be a little more creative..
Friend: uhhhh...ok..WAIT...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!
You: HAHAHAH i just Apollo 13ned your ass!

by yerrrrmom November 21, 2010

April 13

Fucking kill your parents day. This is the day that you just fucking kill your parents because fuck everyone who uses this site to sexually harass people

it’s april 13!time to kill your ducking parents you sick fucks

by Nbz123 April 12, 2019

April 13

Today April 13 is the no send nude day for the rest of yoyr life

April 13 day were you can't send nudes for rest of like no tit pick no ass pick no pussy pick no nothing

by Sorry babe April 13, 2019

sur 13

Balled Fuckers that disgrace Mexicans. Uneducated fools who have nothing better to do than create crime and impregnate women. Sons and daughters of illegal immigrants.

"Yo Esse, wanna go skip skool?"

by JDH April 9, 2005