July 9

it’s last kiss day (listen to last kiss by taylor swift)

Taylor Swift: That July 9th, the best of your heart. It jumps through your shirt, I can still feel your arms

Swifties: fuck u joe jonas

by ryssian.roulette February 9, 2023

march 9

national hug a bitch day

it's march 9, let's go hug that bitch over there.

by lovely 🌻 October 15, 2019

9 november

slap your homies ass day

tyrone: you bro you so funny

*grabs his ass
Tyrone: what are you doin
no problem it's 9 november

by like yo ass November 7, 2022

9/11

Like 7/11, they just open at nine, instead.

Hey, are you goin’ down to 9/11? If so, can you buy me a sandwich?

by Andersn’t not February 12, 2020

December 9

Can i hear your voice if i let you hear mine?

This is a weird advent calendar. It goes 1, 2, 3, 8, 35, 10, 0.
Don't worry. Its supposed to be like that. Open today, December 9.

by Krkič December 9, 2020

alex the 9

alpharad mario maker legend

alpharad and jo: haha alex the 9

by ok bruh March 22, 2021

1 in 9

A term used to describe the misery a LHS stuco student goes through in order to do something "new" every week for 9 weeks.

Did you see Henry's 1 in 9 for this week? He went paint balling for the first time.

by Suicidalsquad March 4, 2017