July 9

it’s last kiss day (listen to last kiss by taylor swift)

Taylor Swift: That July 9th, the best of your heart. It jumps through your shirt, I can still feel your arms

Swifties: fuck u joe jonas

by ryssian.roulette February 9, 2023

9+10

21.

9+10 is 21

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

May 9

National suck your best friends boobies day

Boy: Hey, it’s May 9th…
Girl: oh right… sure

by BrianTheMassiveDick May 9, 2022

9 november

slap your homies ass day

tyrone: you bro you so funny

*grabs his ass
Tyrone: what are you doin
no problem it's 9 november

by like yo ass November 7, 2022

July 9

people are ambitious, positive, wise, funny, and eager to succeed. They will sacrifice a great deal of their time and effort in order to make their goals a reality. When July 9 folks reach their goals, especially financial ones, they are invariably generous to those they love.

Person: OH, You were born at july 9, what’s your goals? I’m sure you’ll succeed.
Creator: world domination.
Person: …

by Mr.smiles_XD January 2, 2022

January 9

National fuck a friend day

Joshua: Hey Vanessa, is January 9th. Get ready and let’s fuck!

by Pissrocket January 9, 2022

Glock 9

What people in the hood call any pistol (Actual glock, hi point, sig, etc.) Despite the name, glock does not make a 9, as the 9 refers to the 9mm rounds most popular pistols shoot.

I remember eating ramen with a glock 9

by Whipt_butter December 8, 2021