Windows 7

A new operating system released by microsoft as a plan to "phase out" the still superior XP.

The conspiracy, as it is known, revolves around the idea that Microsoft released Vista in its current state INORDER to make people forget about XP when they released their NEXT subpar OS (note how every says how much 7 is better than Vista, but rarely talks of XP)

Treats the average user like a baby, and the advanced user like an idiot. Only to be used by those still learning what the mouse is.

Guy: Dude, you're switching to Windows 7... why?
Moron: Well, it's better than Vista.
Guy: 98 was better than Vista...
Moron: Whats 98
Guy: You're helpless

by Sycophaunt January 6, 2010

22/7

Most of the time, but not all the time.

Although I think about sex 24/7, I only think about having it with him, 22/7.

by rambler October 3, 2005

7/11

Christian music that repeats the same 7 words 11 times.

This song is a 7/11 song.

holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy
God God God God God God God God God God God
almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty
adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore
you you you you you you you you you
forever....
amen....

by owl1958 November 14, 2007

B34$7

Spelled the 1337 way... Pretty much as beastly as it gets.

Wire Mesh is the definition of B34$7.

by xXWire MeshXx December 16, 2009

iPhone 7

The first iPhone to ditch the headphone jack. Also known by its nickname 'Satan'.

Lloyd: I miss old Apple, back when they made quality devices like the iphone 7.
Me: You mean Satan? The first iPhone without the headphone jack? Are you high bro?

Lloyd: Idk man, I'm not familiar with any iPhone older than the 7
Me: *Sigh*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021

February 7

people who are born on this feburary 7are ones that you should cherish and love for the rest of ur days. even at your lowest they’ll stay beside you, hold your hand, and give you their absolute support. not everyday will u meet someone like them, and when u do, talk to them as much as possible, like every minute of every day possible. they are absolute keepers and u should never let them go even if you yourself feel overwhelmed by everythiny

“when were you born”
“february 7”
“:0 sex me pls”

by the shinji guy December 6, 2020

January 7

January 7 is lego Star Wars Day On Tiki's Tok We raid every famous persons til Tok account

Shrek: What is todays Date?
Mike Wazowski: It's January 7
Shrek: Yay! It is lego Star Wars Day

by legostarwarspfp January 3, 2020