best friend mario

Best Friend Mario is a meaning of having a best friend that would care about you and only likes you for your food. He is also a cat.

Hey best friend Mario. Kiss my ass.

by smh_mxa February 12, 2016

throw ur friend day

throw your friend on november 28th someone who is smaller then you

Dude your shorter then me im gonna throw you its throw ur friend day

by chiken wing November 27, 2020

Touch Your Friends Toe's Day

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes

Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool

by JarvisBro August 1, 2021

pre-friend

To creep on a prospect's social networking profile before meeting them in order to gain a social advantage when actually meeting and conversing with said prospect.

Henry - "I like this girl but I know nothing about her, and I'm going to a party tonight where she'll be."
Clyde - "You should totally pre-friend her so you have something to talk about!"

by grimymonkey May 29, 2013

National Kiss Your Friend Day

Where you kiss your friend, whether their your best friend or just a friend, on April 27.

It’s national kiss your friend day take the chance

by Udolth April 27, 2022

Give your friend a knife day

Richard has to give his 4 stack a knife

Richard today is Give your friend a knife day

by Daredevil69420 April 30, 2020

Crusty Friend

A friend who does not reciprocate effort. Frequently flakey, barely responds to text messages, doesn’t show up when you ask them to. You help them but they don’t help you.

“Is Emma coming to your birthday dinner?”

“I wouldn’t bet on it, she’s a crusty friend.”

by notshelbae October 5, 2023