Cheese Squeeze

When you take multiple cheeses, squeeze it into a ball, lube it up with cheese whizz, and swallow it whole.

Yo Alex and Sarah, you should do a cheese squeeze at your fancy-ass wine and cheese party.

by JugChugger December 14, 2019

cheese balls

balls that taste like cheese. It means that they are probably unhealthy or rubbed cheese on their balls

"That dude had cheese balls but i kept sucking."

by Poppy is a fag January 5, 2018

Fried My Cheese

When someone or something really pisses you off.

Hey, I can't believe Sheila took credit for my idea. That really fried my cheese!

by suckit77 July 16, 2009

Smack and cheese

When you smack a girl while demanding she smiles the entire time and take pictures of her while you bust your load on her face.

Dude, I gave her the smack and cheese last night.

by ReaperBran July 2, 2024

Pumpkin Cheese

Usually during Halloween, when you wear a clown costume and surprise your pumpkin chai latte ugg wearing girlfriend from behind with the penis drawn, she splashes his dick. The boiling pussy remains are otherwise known as pumpkin cheese.

Me: Doctor, what happened?
Doctor: Son, you have the worst case of pumpkin cheese I’vve ever seen.

by SaneClownPussie August 1, 2022

Cheese

A godly substance that will make many things better.

I ate some cheese with my chips.

by Wingedskelly November 10, 2020

coon cheese

big booty latinos

coon cheese me

by MasihaGhavanloo April 23, 2023