what the fart

For me, it's a sort of remplacement of the old "What the F*ck",
I remplace the f-word with "fart" to be at least less vulgar and more funny.
And when i see "wtf" i just think of this instead of what he is used for.

Me : I DDoS someone.
My plushie : What the fart ?
Me : He said the f-word.
My plushie : Oh, i see.

by Unbloated January 19, 2023

Smoke what?

Synonymous with the devils lettuce, marijuana, this answer is given by a stoner when asked if they are a smoker. If ever you hear this it is a dead giveaway that you’re dealing with a dirty doper.

Friend: “Are you a smoker?”
Dirty Doper: “Smoke what?”

by deememetee January 26, 2022

"But what about...?

When a right winger, Conservative, or
Republican attempts to avoid an issue by a weak deflection.

Example: "But what about...? these
parasitic corporations and the ultra wealthy who pay zero taxes from whom you take large campaign contributions?
You know the shadowy billionaire financial vampires who suck the wealth out of the system, keeping us all in a financially anemic state!

"But what about...? (Fill in lame deflection topic here) the people who commit fraud by going to food banks when they have resources? Those are

the ones who burden society!!
A "But what about...?" deflection can often be an outright lie, or something made up that is preposterous. The function is to get away from the point that cant be defended.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? August 3, 2022

what up pine

what weston says

weston: hey rachel
rachel: what
weston: what up pine

by hugfromalyssa April 8, 2023

What?

That question you ask yourself when you sit on your bed and realize, “I’m talking to all of these girls but I love none because they will never be like her”

None of these girls compare to the way she makes me feel, What?

by Spuddy Bruv February 5, 2024

What’s the word Cap’?

East coast New Brunswick saying when greeting someone, or to find out what’s new with someone, and what the word on the street is. Cap’ is short for captain of a boat, typically seen in New Brunswick’s southwestern fishing villages.

What’s the word Cap’?

Nothing really, except for the bad weather.

by Fuddydud November 27, 2023

what in the fanfic

A reply to a moment that you’d see while reading a fanfiction.

FRIEND 1: Well, Steve and I left the party early to walk around the block—get away from things for a while. Anyways, I confessed my feelings and apparently he feels the same way.
FRIEND 2: What in the fanfic?
FRIEND 1: Stop. Be serious.

by GRXMM October 10, 2022