nueva kid

either really rebellious or complete nerds that don't have a social life outside of their schoolwork and brawl stars. they often suck at athletics except for the people on really good club teams outside of school. i hate all of them and they all suck get me out of this hellhole of a school

the only events at the middle school are occasional underwhelming dances and understocked and overpriced fundraiser bakesales. the tuition is way too high (more than 50k???) considering the quality of the food and amount asked for us to donate.

shinshia shenshei will never stop yapping so rip if you want worktime during class (she will take all of the time talking about her knee surgery and extensive family members we dont care)

person 1: did you see that nueva kid over there?

person 2: bye i hagte nueva kids

person 1: oh

by nuevakid2 May 3, 2024

Purdue Cancer Kid

Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".

Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.

When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.

by cgorange November 28, 2021

999 Kid

A person who does everything for others even when they are at the lowest of low

I heard jake is a 999 kid no matter what people do he still helps them

by 999maker June 8, 2021

The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.

Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

dynasty kid

Generally, an 18 year old kid who inherits their parents company, meets with investors, and generally works with their parent’s company. Kid is only involved due to blood relation.

Man, did you see that young hotshot out there? Yeah, I think he’s a dynasty kid.

by anonymous May 8, 2021

Kool Kid

A person who is addicted to Kool aid powder

Why is your nose blue
Cause I snorted some Kool aid powder
Bruh you is a Kool kid

by Kyler2 January 14, 2023

Dropping the Kids Off at the Pool

To go number two
To go poop

"Jenny went to drop the kids off at the pool"
"I was just dropping the black kids off at the pool"
"I'm back from dropping the Mexican kids off at the pool"
"I was dropping the kids off at the pool just now"

by Arin C. March 24, 2015