Mad Dog 20/20 18% or 13% alc. by vol.
As majestic as the cascading waters of a drain pipe, MD 20/20 is bottled by the 20/20 wine company in Westfield, New York. This is a good place to start for the street wine rookie, but beware; this dog has a bite to back up its bark. Mad Dog Stands for Mogen David, and is affectionately called "Mad Dog 20/20". You'll find this beverage as often in a bum's nest as in the rock quarry where the high school kids sneak off to drink. This beverage is likely the most consumed by non-bums, but that doesn't stop any bums from drinking it! Our research indicates that Mad Dog 20/20 is the best of the bum wines at making you feel warm inside. Some test subjects report a slight numbing agent in Mad Dog 20/20, similar to the banana paste that the dentist puts in your mouth before injecting it with novocain. Anyone that can afford a dentist should steer clear of this disaster. Avaliable in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum, but only the full "Red Grape Wine" flavor packs the 18% whallop.
Liquor stores are starting to be infiltrated by a 13% variety of Mad Dog 20/20 Red Grape. There is also a new "Blue Raspberry" flavor with "BLING BLING". Even the lowest functioning of bums will know not to get swindled out of 5%.
ghettowine.com/maddog/westfield.html
As majestic as the cascading waters of a drain pipe, MD 20/20 is bottled by the 20/20 wine company in Westfield, New York. This is a good place to start for the street wine rookie, but beware; this dog has a bite to back up its bark. Mad Dog Stands for Mogen David, and is affectionately called "Mad Dog 20/20". You'll find this beverage as often in a bum's nest as in the rock quarry where the high school kids sneak off to drink. This beverage is likely the most consumed by non-bums, but that doesn't stop any bums from drinking it! Our research indicates that Mad Dog 20/20 is the best of the bum wines at making you feel warm inside. Some test subjects report a slight numbing agent in Mad Dog 20/20, similar to the banana paste that the dentist puts in your mouth before injecting it with novocain. Anyone that can afford a dentist should steer clear of this disaster. Avaliable in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum, but only the full "Red Grape Wine" flavor packs the 18% whallop.
Liquor stores are starting to be infiltrated by a 13% variety of Mad Dog 20/20 Red Grape. There is also a new "Blue Raspberry" flavor with "BLING BLING". Even the lowest functioning of bums will know not to get swindled out of 5%.
ghettowine.com/maddog/westfield.html
by Jimbo Creamer July 27, 2010
Get the Mad Dog 20/20mug. (noun) - So I know this is a dictionary, but I don't really know what this means. You could ask Biden, but I'm not sure he knows either. Apparently its an insult?
Biden called that student a dog faced pony soldier to try to insult her however all the crowd did was laugh at him.
by $lapaho March 6, 2021
Get the dog faced pony soldiermug. idiot: have you ever been to a caucus?
woman: Yes.
idiot: No you havent. Youre a lying "dog faced pony soldier"
woman: Yes.
idiot: No you havent. Youre a lying "dog faced pony soldier"
by iambrandon46 July 13, 2022
Get the Dog faced pony soldiermug. Tag line of MadTV's Bobby Lee's character, translator Bae Sung. No one is quite sure what it means, but use it whenever it seems appropriate.
Skit with Bobby Lee and Anna Faris:
"Bae Sung: Okay, he say it's like a, um, damn it, pickles! You know? It's like damn it, pickles!
Anna: What? I'm... I don't know what that means.
Bae Sung: Yes? And then, it's like a tika tika tika tika tika tika. You know? And then, it's like a uh oh hot dog!
Anna: Hot dog?
Bae Sung: Yes.
Anna: Is that a Samurai term? Hot dog?
Bae Sung: Yes, yes."
"Bae Sung: Okay, he say it's like a, um, damn it, pickles! You know? It's like damn it, pickles!
Anna: What? I'm... I don't know what that means.
Bae Sung: Yes? And then, it's like a tika tika tika tika tika tika. You know? And then, it's like a uh oh hot dog!
Anna: Hot dog?
Bae Sung: Yes.
Anna: Is that a Samurai term? Hot dog?
Bae Sung: Yes, yes."
by Henry Harmison July 3, 2007
Get the uh oh hot dogmug. The flaming bag of dog poop is one of the most masterful strategies ever laid out in prank warfare. The prank works as follows: poop (or shit, whatever) in a basic brown bag (the kind you may have eaten lunch out of as a kid), then put the bag on the porch of your arch nemesis, finally light the top of the bag on fire, ring the doorbell (or knock) and RUN BITCH RUN! to a pre-set hiding/viewing location. If all went as planned the victim will see the flaming bag and be all like "ahh fire!" followed by a quick stomping of the bag. With all factors included the person is about to have some very shitty shoes(booya!). Otherwise known as: The flaming bag of dog shit, the flaming shit bag, the bag o' molten shit.
Mary: Nice shoes John, they new?
John: They were 'till some kid pulled the ol' flaming bag of dog poop.
John: They were 'till some kid pulled the ol' flaming bag of dog poop.
by Toxic Ninja December 9, 2008
Get the Flaming bag of dog poopmug. An idiom meaning 'extremely crowded' or 'A lot of people' . Mainly used in past or future tense to describe how busy a place will be and/or was.
John: Want to go to Walmart?
Fred: Nah, its Black Friday, Every man and his dog will be there.
John: True that
Fred: Nah, its Black Friday, Every man and his dog will be there.
John: True that
by PooChode April 25, 2016
Get the Every man and his dogmug. Corn Dog Tractor Pull: is a game used to help two people make a tough decision, like rock paper scissors, or a thumb war. The two contestants stand back to back with a single hot-dog forming a bridge between their persons with each end of the hot-dog inserted in a cornhole. The two then perform a tug of war for the hot dog and the person holding the hot dog in the end is victorious. in the event that the hot dog breaks in half the person with the most hot dog inside them wins.
Jimmy and Todd could not decide what movie the were going to rent from the video store. So Todd challenged Timmy to a 'Corn Dog Tractor Pull'
by RobbieFantastic December 17, 2010
Get the Corn Dog Tractor Pullmug.