cum laden

heavily loaded or weighed down.

My balls were cum laden after 3 weeks of abstinence.

by de-pube August 20, 2025

Cum

white liquid that comes outta ur dick when you fap during puberty

oh my god im cumming ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

by demiantmb December 30, 2021

Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.

The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.

by SilverLetter January 23, 2022

cum cunt

A person that enjoys ejecting milk out of their sausage into people's boot(ies).

"You cum cunt!" said your mom

by bigdickincorporated January 6, 2022

cum to the rain

the action of ejaculating out of ones’ penis to the sound, sight or even thought of rain.

jada: dayton’s weird, he likes to cum to the rain

by maddy:D February 3, 2022

Petty cum

When you feel bad for a girl so you just force yourself to finish

Having sex and you just want too be over or feel bad for her so you finish anyway,
Jack: I just petty cummed when i was with her
Reece: omg no way

by 36G March 16, 2025

Idaho Corn Cum Festival

A mysterious once in a life time event where corn farmers come out from all over the united states to idaho to celebrate this festival. it begins with the smallest (penis length) farmer climbs the 1,400 pound 15 foot copper dildo and then empties his entire prostate onto the crowd of viewers, once that is complete they storm the copper dildo and knock him over and then they stampede him, then cum onto his seizing body. Then, they all gather into a giant corn shaped crowd and they all face the left, each person takes off their pants and then fuck each other in a giant congo line and deplete what little cum they have left over, while each of them eat a sweet corn on the cob, and then once everyone is done eating they stick it into the persons ass that they were fucking. and they spin in a 180 and the person that was infront of them is now facing them then they eat the corn of the cob out their ass.

Dave- "I went to the Idaho Corn Cum Festival recently, it was amazing"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"

by NotLizard08 July 12, 2025