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Kid

When you get shot in a video game and you say to your friends that kids are on you.
Bro people shooting, kids on me kids on me, hes a one tap
by GreenAliensForLife May 1, 2020
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Skibidi Toilet Kid

A child, typically under the age of 10, who is absolutely obsessed with Skibidi Toilet. This can be seen as the early stages of a child being afflicted with Skibidi Toilet Syndrome.
Guy 1: Bro, your brother is always on that fucking iPad watching Skibidi toilet.

Guy 2: Pretty sure he’s a fucking Skibidi toilet kid.

Guy 1: Oof. Sorry for your loss, dude.
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Muh Kids

You are trying to steal my contribution to society mine and if you succeed I'm going to steal yours.
A retard "But Muh Kids!"

Hym "Fuck your kids. You entire life has been nothing but doing what LESS INTELLIGENT PEOPLE THAN ME have told you to do and now you've been enlisted by those same people to steal my contribution to society and deny me the credit I deserve so that you can feel better about the fact that YOUR FILTHY RETARDED FUCKING MONGREL KIDS are going to benefit more from my existence than they are going to benefit from YOURS. Don't forget! I tried harder to keep your kids avoid the death they likely deserve than you did and THE ONLY OBSTACLE was YOU! YOU were to busy picking my bones clean like the fucking vultures you are! So, no. Fuck you kids. This is between me and the rest of you. Look at you kids. And now look in the mirror. That is what WORSE THAN ME looks like."
by Hym Iam February 19, 2025
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Covid kid

Anyone between the age of 4-12 years old who experienced the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic
The year is 2038.

Jimmy who is 9 years old asks his father. "Were you a Covid kid dad?"
by DeadBread September 12, 2020
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war kid

a kid who is or was way too interested in wars, talks about wars in, knows a lot about the history of wars, and or plays war games
bill: hey look its (war kid)
(war kid): what’s up bill want to play war thunder when we get home?
bill: no im not a war kid
by anonymous August 17, 2023
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mario kid

A 13 year addicted to Mario and never give up to quit Mario
Mario kid : let’s play Mario bros
Other kid: no
by The epic bros October 3, 2020
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showchoir kid

the most evil conniving bastards you'll ever meet in school

embarrassed to be around people who cant sing

almost always a teachers pet
1: i saw lindsey trying not to laugh at some freshman during rehearsal

2: isn't she a showchoir kid?
by lithiumionbatteryeater September 29, 2023
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