deez nuts

a very old joke that isn't very funny but is very annoying instead but people still say it for three reasons 1. there still in 6th grade 2. their annoying mfs 3. they tryna shut you up

"hey look its candace"
"whos candace"

"can deez nuts fit 9 inches deep down yo momma throat"
"shut the fuck up"

by deeznutsinurmomcoochie January 12, 2022

Nut Aids

This is just aids but in your nuts. So like if a guy had aids, he could say he has nut aids. This is unlike brain aids which are completely different.

"I knew he had aids, but I didn't know he had nut aids."

by Dalton Lang January 13, 2022

get dun nutted on

to get destroyed

(Anthony loses his cities)
Patrick: get dun nutted on

by Pappyzz January 14, 2018

Fuck nut

Someone that is doing something stupid or not supposed to be doing

That dude is such a fuck nut.

by Fuckname May 25, 2023

sneaky nut

The act of pulling one testicle above your shorts and putting it back once noticed.

When was your last sneaky nut.

by ClemDawg227 October 2, 2016

Nut Burrito

A giant burrito of a cock packed with special sauce.

Guys I could really go for a nut burrito right about now.

by El Jefe_ March 14, 2019

nut

1. sexual discharge

1. I nut in her pussy.
2. She nutted on my penis.

by The_Dickti0nary October 20, 2023