Red Balls

When a man does not succumb to his nuts exploding from being so horny gaining super powers including starting fires with his mind.

Patient: My testicles are killing me.

Doctor: You probably have red balls. Put ice on it.

by Friendofthecommunity May 19, 2024

Red Wings

While a woman is going through her menstrual cycle, the person performing oral sex removes said female's tampon by the string with his teeth and proceeds to shake their head in a vigorous manner side to side with the bloody tampon still in his mouth. This creates wings on the cheeks of the newly found member of the Red Wing Society.

Hey bro, my stepsister let me earn my Red Wings last night.

by mlad the psychopath October 21, 2020

Mr cheals red sofa

Mr cheals red sofa is used when you buy a sofa and it gets lost for months and months, or you can say something is a s red as Mr cheals red sofa.

moriah: omg my sofa turned into Mr cheals red sofa, I ordered it months ago and it still hasn't arrived.

eddy: omg this apple is as red as Mr cheals sofa!

by eddiesmummymilkers November 12, 2021

Take it like the red cross

A street phrase meaning if you want my money/drugs/property, you're going to have to fight/kill me to get it.

Would be robber: Give me your money!

Not a victim: Take it like the red cross.

by Rdy2dstry December 17, 2023

Red mama

Red mama is a Trend that is made by a portion of the Spanish community. It is a red ball with black eyes and said to appear in Private Schools and Public schools but mostly public.

This is just made to scare children and people

Bob: ''Omg have you heard about red mama!''

Tim: ''That weird thing that the Spanish community side of tiktok made?''

by PLEASPLEASEPLEASE November 5, 2023

red mitten

when you fist someone do hard they bleed or, when you fist someone on their period😝

John: I had gay sex last night and walked out w a red mitten.
Jordan: ik, I was there.

ORRRR

Jessica: she said she was on her period and I said “I don’t mind a little red mitten”

brooke: WE ARE IN SCHOOL. A PUBLIC SETTING. YOU NEED TO STOP.

by GAYYYYYY69 April 20, 2022

Clifford the buff red dog

A massive dog who is red from the saide affects of steroids and heroin

Guy 1 “ do you know what scared me the most”

Guy2 “what “
Guy 1 “ Clifford the buff red dog”

by yourlocalchildmuncher October 21, 2022