Hot Cross Buns

The song that you fart when you stick a flute up your ass.

I stuck a flute up my ass, now I can play Hot Cross Buns proper.

by thekiddictionary February 11, 2017

Hot Shit Dump

1. The shit attack that occurs after eating a spicy meal. It may also result in a horrid smell, which engulfs the lavatory. All should stay clear.

After eating the spicy chicken wings, Dolores had to squeeze her ass cheeks together in an effort to avoid taking a hot shit dump in her pants.

by spqueen April 27, 2019

pov ur hot:

you’re hot lol

pov ur hot: hey lol

by iamwhoypuwantmetobe April 18, 2021

hot waffle stomp

When you shit in a shower and proceed to stomp it through the drain.

Had to shit and shower but was in a rush so I had to do the ol' hot waffle stomp.

by Shawnstarring January 21, 2016

sizzurp hot toddy

tea, honey, lemon, whiskey and promethazine with codeine

"I was feeling sick today so I made myself a sizzurp hot toddy."

"Why am I using detox tea in my sizzurp hot toddy?"

by jellyfish_ass March 30, 2013

columbian hot pocket

When you put a sandwich bag in someone's mouth then poop in the sandwich bag while it's in their mouth.

I'm going to give you a Columbian hot pocket

by ZomBrutal May 5, 2016

Hamburg Hot Chocolate

Hamburg is (apparently) famous for its hot chocolate. However, after a recent visit, it became apparent that this is in fact a euphemism for fucking someone over. Below is the basic recipe, though there are numerous regional variants from within the greater Hamburg area:-

Take one large quantity of shit. Preferably the cumulative output of 15 shits, taken at regular intervals over the course of 3 days. Blend and add urine as necessary (in order to thin the consistency). Simmer over a low heat for at least 30 mins. Season to taste. Serve topped with a generous helping of creamy semen. Then force your guests to pay 340 euros for it, despite them not having asked for it in the first place.

Did you give those cunts a Hamburg Hot Chocolate?

by The cat from... October 1, 2010