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McGurn Time

Being outrageously late. Commonly caused by loitering and scrolling through religious scripture and unfunny YouTube shorts.
Hey guys we need to go now, where is Kevin at?”

“Oh he’s on McGurn time.”

“Oh great so we’ll be here for another fucking hour.”

“Yeah.”

“Fuckin aye.”
by RockinSocsAndCrocs July 7, 2023
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Coon Time

A period of time in which someone makes decisions based purely on desire without regard for consequences, other humans, or person wellbeing
Female: “Did you see that guy grab my butt?”
Male: “No, where did he go?”
Female: “He’s over there in a fist fight with his uber driver
Male: “He’s on Coon Time”
by ProfessorsAccount February 8, 2022
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Trying times

Trump's presidencies
It's time for the revolution in these trying times
by Justafairyprincessriotgrl June 21, 2025
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time liar

someone that lies about what time it is to suit their motives
Time Liar: it's 11:15, we're going to be late!

(It's 11:07)

Innocent victim: You're a time liar!
by icedagger17 January 11, 2020
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Penis Butter Jelly Time

Ok I'll be honest. This phrase doesn't exactly have a meaning yet, but with the power of the internet we can keep on saying it randomly whenever we feel like it and it will eventually catch on and have a meaning of it's own.

It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.
Normie: Hey John, what time is it?
Based: It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.
by AnonymousPsycho1000 May 13, 2025
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Bornos Time

That short period of time when ur in ur robe after a shower in the midst of your life completely falling apart.
Dang this calls for some bornos time.
by Tohighfkt August 2, 2020
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times new roman

people who use this font are basic and suck\
"i dohnt no how two spewll"
-person who uses times new roman
by timesnewroman user February 10, 2021
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